Can somebody please wake me up after McLame stops speaking?

[Happyhippychick]

My God this man is the worst public speaker ever. I can't wait to see Hillary or Barack debate him - the floor will be wiped.

[cottonseed]

1. He says we'll all be dead. My friends.

[Ian David]

2. I wish he would keep the promise he made before the 2006 election. n/t

[u2spirit]

6. The nominee shuld hit Mclame over the head

as a flip flopper on suicide.

[Happyhippychick]

9. You mean he hasn't been getting his yearly colonoscopy?

[Ian David]

15. He promised that if Dems won control of The House, and Senate, he'd kill himself. n/t

[Happyhippychick]

20. Really? I didn't know that.

[Ian David]

22. Fucking flip-flopper. n/t

[madaboutharry]

3. He is worse than Bush.

With Bush, at least we could be entertained by the mispronuciations.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Ohmigod he's cracking me up

he can't even read a teleprompter !!!

the inflections !!! they're killing me !!!

[stop the bleeding]

5. at this rate it will about 100 years

:beer:

[HeraldSquare212]

7. McCain: Economically,we will encourage a race to the bottom.

[oviedodem]

8. Less taxes and regulation for corporate; joyful.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

10. Will he even debate the Democratic nominee?? It will be pathetic! nt

[insanity]

11. The guy is out of touch

My friends, oration is challenging... especially when my ideas are the ones that have so royally fucked us in the last 35 something years.

[cboy4]

12. He's really an arrogant fuck, isn't he?

:puke:

My friends, My friends, My friends, My friends.

Ughhhh. Make it end

[HeraldSquare212]

13. I can't tell if he's reading a teleprompter or not.

[Happyhippychick]

14. He is. He always has a teleprompter.

[bullwinkle428]

16. Hope built on 4 more years of Chimpocracy...

[NightWatcher]

17. my friends, I am ready to jam a pencil in my ears, my friends

[Auntie Bush]

18. Anyone notice his left eye has problems?

Probably results from his cancer operation. Actually, I think it looks like he's blind in that eye...I wonder if it is. Anyone else notice this? This isn't a nasty comment...I'm just wondering.

[tekisui]

19. Wake up, fucker's done. My friendsssss.

[RL3AO]

21. Drops some Johnny B Goode to end the speech.