Compelling evidence that Barack and Michelle Obama are daywalking vampires

[laconicsax]

No flames please, this is a serious discussion about whether or not Barack and Michelle Obama are daywalking vampires.

We all know that vampires cast no shadow and their images do not reflect in a mirror. They also have fangs that may retract depending on the movie. Some people say that vampires can turn into bats, but that's just plain stupid. Since the Obamas may have retractable fangs, we're not likely to see evidence of them. We're left with looking for shadows and mirror reflections. I have compiled compelling evidence that Barack and Michelle Obama are daywalking vampires.

First, what makes the Obamas daywalking vampires as opposed to regular vampires? This much is obvious. Regular vampires burst into flames and die when exposed to sunlight. Daywalking vampires are equally at home in sunlight as they are in darkness.

Second, what conclusive evidence do I have? I have the following photographs that show Barack and Michelle Obama failing to cast a shadow or reflect in a mirror.

Photo #1



Look carefully at this photo. Rev. Sharpton, pictures on the wall, and the lamp on the right cast a shadow, but Sen. Obama does not. Consider this enlarged version:



You can clearly see that Rev. Sharpton casts a faint shadow on the wall behind him but Sen. Obama does not.

Next photo:



Examine the platform that the three are standing on. The chairs cast shadows, Richardson casts a shadow, but Obama does not. Some people may state that Clinton also does not have a visible shadow, but she is clearly not a vampire as evidenced by this alternate angle showing her casting a shadow. Also watch this video of the event. I guarantee you won't see Obama casting a shadow.



I am currently investigating whether or not the Clintons are werewolves. My third photo in this series:



Note that neither Obama casts a shadow in this picture but Dick Morris does cast a shadow

The most damning photographic evidence I have is the following:



Definitive proof that neither Barack or Michelle Obama have no mirror reflections.

I'm sure some people will cry foul, saying things like, "Those pictures are obviously photoshopped," and "I have the original picture of that and Obama does cast a shadow." These people are paid Obama operatives. Any copies of these photos showing Obama casting a shadow are clear forgeries.

My conclusion: It is a distinct possibility that Barack and Michelle Obama are daywalking vampires.

On edit: I forgot to mention that my Aunt played a vampire in an episode of Buffy and even though I have absolutely no evidence for this and I haven't talked with her on the subject, I think she might be an Obama supporter.

[BuyingThyme]

1. I'm glad this is coming out.

[LSparkle]

2. LOL!

The shot of Morris is a keeper!

[jlake]

3. I am so glad this is coming out - and please keep us posted on Hillary being a werewolf.

[laconicsax]

5. I'll try to get a presentation together before primary results start coming in

[theredpen]

23. Hillary has bigger problems than lycanthropy!

Explain THIS!

The MSM have covered this up.

[jlake]

25. ZOMG!!11!!! This is HUGH!!!!!1!!!

The M$M Conspiracy continues!!!!!!!!!
QUIT COVERING UP THE TRUTH!!!!!!1

[laconicsax]

48. CALL CONGRESS!!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

[MrCoffee]

4. There was one candidate who tried to warn us all

[LostinVA]

6. I KNEW IT -- K&R!!!!!

[tekisui]

7. Excellent analysis!!

[Fox Mulder]

8. Um...Blade is a daywalking vampire and he casts a shadow.

So Barack and Michelle cannot be daywalking vampires. They're something else entirely. :silly:

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Ruh roh....

:scared:

[laconicsax]

19. Blade was a movie--a work of fiction

Can you get serious?

[Bucky]

20. There's only one way to stop them!

Garlic you can xerox.

[Fox Mulder]

21. Or was it?

DUN DUN DUN...

[LostinVA]

26. I can't remember if the daywalking vamps on "Buffy" cast shadows

You know, during the Buffy-Faith switcheroo? I need to check the dvd...

[Fox Mulder]

28. Oh geez, I don't remember.

And I'm a huge fan of the Buffy tv series.

[LostinVA]

33. Me too -- I have all the dvds -- LOVE IT

And, am PISSED Joss didn't broadcast the show in letterbox, like he did (most of) "Angel." GRRRR-ARRRGGGHHHH!

Haruka just said I can't check the dvd -- she's getting ready to watch something on TV.

:cry:

[Fox Mulder]

36. I have both Buffy and Angel on DVD.

I love both of those shows. I actually got upset when they killed of Wesley in the final episode of Angel.

Yeah, I know, I'm a nerd. :P

[LostinVA]

37. OMG

I SOBBED when Fred died... and let's not talk about Tara.

I want the "Angel" dvds soooo bad.

[Fox Mulder]

40. Fuck...

how could I forget Fred????? :cry: What made her death a lot worse is that she and Wesley finally told each other how they really felt, and she dies. Poor Wes was God's hackey sack in the series.

[DarkTirade]

38. You gotta love Illyria's reaction to it though.

"I am feeling grief for him. I wish to do more violence." :evilgrin:

[Fox Mulder]

42. I loved the relationship between Spike and Illyria.

Spike was her pet. :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

44. I had a great youtube clip on my favorates

but it got deleted. :( It was from the episode when Connor showed up again, not knowing that he was Angel's son. It was the scene when Angel was showing Connor around the office, suddenly you see Spike fly out of the room where he's been sparring with Illyria. He gets up and yells, "You FILTHY HARLOT!", and runs back in.

Angel, ever so calmly says to Connor, "So... you wanna meet some of my co-workers?"

[Fox Mulder]

45. Or how Illyria pointed out how Conner lusted over her?

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

46. Yeah, that was in the clip too.

And Spike listing off all of Illyria's powers.

I wish I could talk to plants. :P

[redstate_democrat]

9. lol!

It's nice to see that SOME people are keeping a sense of humor throughout all of this. Funny.

[End Of The Road]

10. I will NEVER vote for Obama

if this is true. Once again, it's a HUGH story (I'm SERIES) that the M$M won't touch.

[NorthernSpy]

11. Barackula... what next?

I've heard everything.

[MrCoffee]

17. My daughter calls him "Baraccoli"

but then, she is three. I thought it was pretty clever of her, actually.

[Ian David]

12. Does this mean that Jonathon Sharkey will be his running-mate?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4874548&mesg_id=4874548

[NanBo]

13. this should bring in the goth vote

but I think McCain will sew up the old dead people vote so not sure which way the vampires will go on that score.

[Vinca]

14. So as I'm logging back onto DU, I'm thinking of all the forums

on this site, GD:Primaries is most like the back ward of a mental hospital. After reading this post, I rest my case.

(Note - tried editing twice to get that smilie out, but maybe it's appropriate.)

[laconicsax]

49. Use the box labeled

Check if you DO NOT wish to use emotion icons in your message. That way you can GD:P all you want.

[meow mix]

15. yup, obvious vampires

good catch

[redqueen]

18. BEST. POST. EVAR!

:spray:

:yourock:

[racaulk]

22. Too funny!

Thanks for the laugh! I think we can all use it today! :hi:

[anigbrowl]

24. That's it - I'm switching my support to Hillary Clinton

As you can see, she's thrilled to have my support.

[Debi]

27. What do you have against vampires? They might make good Presidents!

[NanBo]

30. yeah!

wouldn't have to worry about security much AND they would definitely be up for the 3 am call! :evilgrin:

[spanone]

29. it happens

[tammywammy]

31. Excellent Post

Please keep us update on the werewolf development.

[sellitman]

32. OMG!!! Yet more proof! Look....

[fishwax]

34. If he says he's not a vampire, I'll take him at his word

Kind of curious that he hasn't ever said that, though. I wonder why he's avoiding the issue :shrug:

[TheDonkey]

35. Will the MSM please pick up this story and start getting REAL on Obama!!!

Enough with bullying hillary lets see the MSM talk about this! OBAMA HAS BEEN EXPOSED!!!

[DarkTirade]

39. I say give the daywalker a chance.

He can't screw things up worse than the last human in office did. :shrug:

[geek tragedy]

41. Obama is Blade? n/t

[WeRQ4U]

43. Fuckin' lazy media.

I sure wish I would have known about this before North Dakota's caucuses. Things would've been different. I guarantee it.

[AZBlue]

47. That is one DAMN funny post!

Thank you for the laugh!
K/R