In 50 words or more, WITHOUT USING THE LETTER E, tell me why your candidate should win.

[Bicoastal]

Here's my contribution:

Barack Obama is a good man and a smart politician who will soon push this country past bad old partisanship from Bush's administration and to a day in which troops pull out of Iraq, oil costs go down, and our country is in unity. I stand by Barack!

TA-DAH!

(Good thing "E" does not appear in "Hillary Clinton" or "Barack Obama," huh?)

[joeybee12]

1. THE!

Start over!

[Bicoastal]

6. Easily fixed, my friend.

[TomInTib]

12. That edit happened right before my very eyes.

I thought that I was having a stroke or a flashback or something.

Wow!

[stop the bleeding]

14. you still LEFT one

Barack Obama is a good man and a smart politician who will soon push this country past bad old partisanship left from Bush's administration and to a day in which troops pull out of Iraq, oil costs go down, and our country is in unity. I stand by Barack!

on edit: I could not do it without an E

[Bicoastal]

17. ARRRGH!

Thanks. :hi:

[stop the bleeding]

20. TA-DAH!

one more kick for your thread, thank you for the pick me up

:patriot: :hi:

[joeybee12]

15. Good!

I'll just copy yours and put HRC in...like you said, no "e" in either....doesn't work for the Repuke nominee, though, McLame or soemthing like that.

[Ian David]

2. SPUNK! n/t

[Sparkly]

5. I hat spunk. nt

[Ian David]

9. Then use an enzyme-active detergent and avoid dance clubs with blacklights. n/t

[Sparkly]

13. I was quoting Mr. Grant.

But without the "e."

(You'd have to be an old person to remember it, I think. :()

[Ian David]

19. Is 38 too young to remember The Mary Tlyer Moore show (daytime re-runs?)

[Sparkly]

3. Hm...

Both could put this country back on track.

(This is a tough thing to do!)

[Hepburn]

4. Mark your Nov Ballot for Obama cuz...

...Obama is not Hillary Clinton.

[GOPBasher]

7. Because ... oh shit! n/t

[stop the bleeding]

8. you goofed

Barack Obama is a good man and a smart politician who will soon push this country past the bad old partisanship of the Bush administration and to a day in which troops pull out of Iraq, oil costs go down, and our country is in unity. I stand by Barack!

[Bicoastal]

11. I know, I know...

:blush: I fixed it--sorta.

[DS1]

10. I don't know what I'm doing in this forum, but 50 words sounds difficult

and to think a guy did a full book in such a fashion, that is amazing. Barack Obama is missing a glyph in front of F and trailing D, so Barack should say "I affirm" on Jan 20, 2009.

I'm not counting my words.

[SallyMander]

16. Hey, you used "left"

:P

[Bicoastal]

18. I know, I know...

It's gon now.

[Haole Girl]

21. LOL!

They have copy cats in GD: P?

[4themind]

22. haha, simpson references are always welcome

"if you can tell me why you shouldn't be fired without using the letter "E" you can keep your job"

"umm..I am a good work guy"

"you're fired!"
"but i didn't say.."
"you will"
*trapdoor*
"eeeeeee"

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

23. Here's Mine:

Cuz Obama Sucks.

Work for you?

LOL