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[theredpen]

You think people have lost their minds here? This is the world according to Freepers:

McCain is a liberal Democrat and Hillary is scheming to get him elected. Who knew?

[Hoof Hearted]

1. Did you spray yourself off after you left?

Take out a toothbrush and scrub your brain?
Hand gel?

That stuff is dangerous. Be careful out there!

[theredpen]

2. I send in one of those industrial robots they use to clean up nuclear plant accidents

It sent back that image and exploded.

[Berry Cool]

3. Of course. It's all part of the evil Dem plot.

Why on earth should Dems settle for a young, dynamic speaker who inspires people as their standardbearer, when they can have a doddering old man who can't even say a word unless it's a noun, a verb and "My friends"?

[Webster Green]

4. Christ-O-Rama!....Was the photo that big on the Dark Site?

Keyboard warriors need to have basic image editing software.

Horizontal scrolling is really lame. It is a disgrace to the Internets!

As for the content: :rofl:

[theredpen]

5. What's worse, is that Free Republic allows free-form HTML

You can put in <img> tags and you can specify a size. Even if the image itself is large, you can tell the browser to scale it.

This was posted full-size.

That's how stupid Freepers are.

[ecstatic]

6. lol. Actually based on the correct spellings and use of the word "Democratic"

I think it's someone from our side fanning the flames. Most freepers are idiots so they won't catch on.