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COFoothills Donating Member (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 06:54 PM
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BARACK OBAMA BAKED YOU A PIE
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 06:56 PM
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1. He thinks I'm cute, he loves my laugh
I had no idea . . . I'm blushing . . .
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COFoothills Donating Member (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:01 PM
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4. He fixed my car...
...then he helped me move my sofa.
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:06 PM
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10. He loaned me his jacket and then built me a robot
I sent this to my daughter. She is going to love it.

Thanks for sharing that!
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avaistheone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 11:04 PM
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40. I'm having his baby!
:rofl:
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 06:58 PM
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2. excellent
:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:00 PM
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3. A balloon? For me?!
thanks, Barack Obama!
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:02 PM
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5. He spent all afternoon
setting up my router! That was thoughtful.
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LeftCoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:02 PM
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6. How 'bout a delicious bass instead?
:D
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goodgd_yall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:02 PM
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7. He held my hand when I was frightened----
uh....no he didn't. I don't believe we've ever met.
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:03 PM
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8. He made me an Origami Crane and he thinks I am cute.
:blush:


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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:04 PM
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9. Wow. This Obama Character Sounds Like A Creepy Ass Stalker.
I better stay away from him...

:yoiks:
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:36 PM
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20. ........
:rofl:
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:13 PM
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11. ...Poured me a cup of coffee!
Yummy...it's Dunkin Donuts coffee!!

:donut:

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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:31 PM
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15. OMG! Now he mailed me a VALENTINE!
On Valentine's Day!

:loveya:
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smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:17 PM
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12. We're getting more than just iPods and ponies?
iPods, and ponies, and pies! Oh my! We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Ob!
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Skinner ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:19 PM
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13. That is genius.
I love it. He helped me move my sofa.
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 05:07 AM
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55. Have you seen this?
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Jack Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:23 PM
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14. He picked me up at the airport!!
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:35 PM
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16. Is the point of this to emphasize that he is the next best thing since sliced bread?
:D
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:36 PM
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18. I'm pretty sure it's just to have fun...
:hi:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:40 PM
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25. Well it certainly made me laugh.
:hi:
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:42 PM
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26. But what did he do for you?
That's the real question!
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:57 PM
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30. Well, lucky me....I got an x-rated one.
:evilgrin:










just kidding. :P
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SaveOurDemocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:35 PM
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17. Cute ...
drew my picture in the sand. :-)
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:36 PM
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19. He kicked a freeper troll's ass for me.
Nice work!
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:36 PM
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21. Awwwww - Barack Obama gave me a puppy!
:loveya:
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slick8790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:37 PM
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22. This is actually hilarious. n/t
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K Gardner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:37 PM
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23. He warmed up my car ! I love me my Barack Obama :-)
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:37 PM
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24. Barack Obama Recited A Poem That Reminded Him Of Me.
He also folded my laundry!
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smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:43 PM
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27. Barack Obama made you a mix tape.


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psychopomp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:46 PM
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28. He told my father that he likes me
That Barack is the nicest guy ever!:hug:
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:53 PM
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29. heehee
Reminds me of an affiliate program I once signed up for. After I completed the registration, the auto-reply said:

"Thanks you for joining our program.

By the way, the other affiliate programs told us they think you are fat and that you dress funny.

We think you are perfect just the way you are."


Thanks for the giggle. :)
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mzmolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 07:58 PM
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31. He listened to my MP3
And as such, h's currently assisting in the movement to "Bring Sexy Back" :P
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 08:00 PM
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32. He escorted my gramma across the street!

That was awfully nice of him, she's not too steady on her feet these days.
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 10:44 PM
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36. You know that is his biggest weakness.
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smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 11:57 PM
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44. What, the fight to resist the urge to throw them under a bus while he does it?
Old people. They're so yesterday. A lot of them even vote for Hillary! Gross!
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 12:02 AM
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45. Oh good Lord.
Obama: Helping old ladies across the street
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/politics/blog/2008/01/obama_helping_old_ladies_acros.html

How could you have missed this?
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smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 12:24 AM
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46. Thanks for the info. I had forgotten (or wasn't aware) that the
old ladies across the street "meme" came from Obama's humor about that terrible "what's your biggest weakness" question. My bad!

However, I do note from that link of yours that Obama just randomly came up with "helping old ladies across the street" as an example of what he "should" have said - if he had tried to play the question rather than be honest!

Meaning, he's pretty much admitted he DOESN'T want to help old ladies across the street! Another moment of insight into Obama's ageism! (Half-;))


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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 12:27 AM
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47. Not at all.
He said that was what he would have answered if he spun his greatest strength into his greatest weakness.

So apparently he REALLY likes helping little old ladies cross the street!

He first said this line during a campaign speech in Nevada, it was hilarious. The MSM played it for days, which is why I was surprised you hadn't heard it.
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ellisonz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 08:01 PM
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33. Barack Obama relates to what you are saying
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 08:05 PM
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34. Barack Obama cured my erectile dysfunction.
:woohoo:
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 08:06 PM
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35. Did you go to the site or just look at a picture?
:evilgrin:
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 10:47 PM
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37. ROFLMAO !!!
Bwahahahaahahahahahahaahha !!!

:bounce::rofl::bounce:

That was good!

:evilgrin:
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 10:55 PM
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39. Thanks.
:blush:

He is pretty sexy, ya know.
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jefferson_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 10:50 PM
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38. Barack Obama set my voice as his ringtone!!!!!
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K Gardner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 11:07 PM
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41. Note to Self: Must Get Obama Ringtone !!
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 11:16 PM
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42. Here's the background on this site.
Apparently the guy's wife has two obsessions; Barack Obama and a new bicycle. So there you have it.

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/02/barack-obama-wa.html
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 11:20 PM
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43. He gave me a puppy! I'll bet its a really cute one.....
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I Vote In Pittsburgh Donating Member (387 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 12:28 AM
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48. Viral advertising at its finest
Edited on Fri Feb-15-08 12:30 AM by I Vote In Pittsburgh
He skated all the way from the beach just to see me!
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Hutzpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 12:41 AM
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49. That was excellent, He paid my speeding ticket
Thank you Barack, that was fun, by the way

COFoothills is there an e-mail address for this so we can spread the word?

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :woohoo:
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DemGa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 12:44 AM
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50. Barack sang two bars of "Cult of Personality" Neat!!...nt
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readmoreoften Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 01:09 AM
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51. This is the funniest shit I've seen in years. /nt
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Adams Wulff Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 01:17 AM
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52. Barack Obama Folded my laundry.
Cool!
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 02:04 AM
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53. He spent the afternoon setting up my router
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iwillalwayswonderwhy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 05:06 AM
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54. Aww, how sweet
He recited a poem that reminds him of me.
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