Just for fun: who is Obama's base?

[XemaSab]

Which constituency brings it for Obama like no other? :shrug:

(FLAMING BALLS OF SATIRE, BATMAN! I've seen most of these dismissals of Obama's power and MORE on this board in teh last few weeks, and if there's democrat-hating going on, it's dismissing powerful parts of the DEMOCRATIC BASE as fringe interest groups. :grr:

And for super-further clarification: I'm a 30-year old white woman voting for Obama who feels marginalized as a latte liberal AND as a young person by some of the people on this board. And I did in fact have a latte this morning as a big SCREW YOU to those dismissive of my views. :) )

[npincus]

1. Jeez, what a nasty post.

[Bicoastal]

2. I think it's all supposed to be sarcastic. But satire rarely works around here. nt

[XemaSab]

SHIT!

I forgot the DLC! :banghead:

[npincus]

8. dunno.... I'm a big fan of satire

luv me some Borat... the above struck me as more petty sniping on this board, but perhaps i'm too tired to appreciate it, if satirical.

i think Skinner may want to consider putting this board out of its misery.

[Dob Bole]

11. Ever satirical thing I've posted today has been argued against by a serious angry person.

And just for that, I'm voting "Bill Clinton's ex-girlfriends."

[npincus]

16. not to be rude to the OP

but frim my point of view, the above is not very clever satire.

[Elspeth]

3. IBTL

Not voting, just hanging...

[beezlebum]

4. /

[NightWatcher]

5. please add the 'sarcasm' icon if that's what you meant. the BS/sarcasm line is fuzzy in here

[XemaSab]

18. Done

:P

[NightWatcher]

21. Bravo, excellent satire, as per usual

[jackson_dem]

6. St. Obama is the first candidate ever to have no bases

[Bicoastal]

10. And Hillary continues to be way OFF-base. nt

[XemaSab]

19. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

:P

[countingbluecars]

7. I do not find this funny.

It looks like something that would be found on a liberal hating website.

[SoFlaJet]

9. You need to up your game X

pretty lame attempt at a poll and humor

[baldguy]

12. People who are sick of the status quo, love America & want her to be a force for good in the world.

[newmajority]

13. For the record

I am a lifelong LIBERAL who cannot and will not stomach another 8 years of BushClinton.

[Guava Jelly]

14. I picked Koolaide

:D

[sniffa]

15. I picked sexist men

It looked lonely with zero votes. :D

[XemaSab]

20. Why do you hate women?

:cry:

[tammywammy]

17. Latte Liberals

Only cause someone tried to imply I was one the other day on here. LOL :rofl:

[Va Lefty]

22. Cultish voters

:sarcasm:
Or perhaps people who would like to win in November

[Danger Mouse]

23. how could you make fun of me like this i thought we were friends

:cry:

[XemaSab]

26. I know that growing corn is HARD WORK,

but dammit, ethanol is a scam. :(

[Danger Mouse]

28. the corn growers shall have their revenge.

you're targeted.

[XemaSab]

29. :scared:

n/t

[Danger Mouse]

30. you should be scared.

prepare to be husked!!!!!!

[XemaSab]

31. Ouch

:(

[Danger Mouse]

32. It's the punishment we evil corn farmers reserve for our greatest enemies.

Some are roasted, some are 'plucked and popped,' some are fed to cows, some are hung on doorways as decoration...the worst, the most evil...are husked, or perhaps...shucked.

[XemaSab]

33. You're saying I should get shucked?

:D

[Arugula Latte]

24. We latte sippers are the last minority it's deemed acceptable to attack!

We're victims, VICTIMS, I tell you! :cry:

[CoffeeCat]

25. If ALL of Bill Clinton's ex-girlfriends were for Obama....

That would have heavily tipped the scales in favor of Obama.

Bill's bimbos are easily 7 percent of the electorate!

I wonder if there's a way to woo them all over to Obama?

Maybe we could have a drawing at the voting booth--for a gift basket filled
with frosty, blue eyeshadow from Kmart, spandex black leggings and a giant
comb that's gentle on over processed, big hair.

I like it!

[XemaSab]

27. Just because Bill likes the BIG girls there's no reason you had to say they would have

heavily tipped the scales in favor of Obama. :P