TIME OUT!!!!!!!

[Dr.Phool]

Everybody go to your rooms for 20 minutes. Right now!

Hillary supporters. Obama supporters. Cult members, All off ya.

It's getting to the point where the only safe and sane place to go anymore is the "Morning Stock Market Report" thread.

[LostinVA]

1. I prefer the term "That's it! Kennel up!!!"

It's what I yell at my puppy when he's bad.

[littlebit]

2. I just tell mine corner

and he goes and lays on the dog bed in the corner.

[Dr.Phool]

3. My dogs never do anything bad.

So I just feed them biscuits all day. They're (the dogs) are good therapy from some of these threads lately.

[LostinVA]

4. Lucky bastard

I have a border collie. Deductive reasoning is not a good trait for a dog to possess.

[Dr.Phool]

5. I've got 2 golden mixes.

It took the half lab about 2 years to grow a brain, but for the last nine years he's been a big loveable lunk.