The REAL reason I'm not supporting Obama....

[MonkeyFunk]

he's 2 months younger than me.

I'm not ready to be older than the President. That's just wrong.

[Occam Bandage]

1. Unfortunately, that kinda thinking leads to a President McCain.

And we told you a vote for Hillary is a vote for McCain!

Naw, seriously, just kidding.

[Kittycat]

2. Well that's a well researched and informed reason.

Congrats :)

[MonkeyFunk]

12. It's a joke

:D

[Kittycat]

43. It's just hard to recognize jokes around this place anymore.

[featherman]

48. We need a joke smiley... lighten up this place a little

I'm 63 and Bill Clinton was the first President elected younger than me. I was thrilled but it did feel a little weird.

[Maddy McCall]

3. The real reason I supported Edwards. I wanted to bed him.

He makes me hot.

[Hoof Hearted]

15. I must know what kind of pillow talk you immagined. I'm smutty that way!

???

[Maddy McCall]

28. I started a really lurid response...

stuff like "ride me like a rented donkey" and "yeeehaw!" etc. but I don't want to get MF's thread locked.

:D

[Hoof Hearted]

38. Sinner . .. ..

http://image.motortrend.com/f/editorial/lexus-is-f-plus-jim-chris-farley/7183961+w600+cr1+re0+ar1/chris-farley.jpg

[iamjoy]

16. That Was My Reason

well, not exactly, but having Edwards as president would certainly make press conferences and the state of the union more exciting. Even if you don't care about policy, just turn off the volume and imagine him in fewer clothes...

You gonna be able to do that with any of the other candidates?

[MonkeyFunk]

25. Well I think Obama is hotter

[Maddy McCall]

30. If we were talking sheerly looks....

Actually, if I really supported a candidate for his or her looks, I'd probably go with Biden. He's got that ol' man sugar-daddy sex-appeal thing going for him that I like.

[MonkeyFunk]

37. I know

you dream about Huckabee at night. Don't deny it.

[Maddy McCall]

42. Actually.

I dream about polyamory with Biden and Mitt. While Edwards watches.

My secrets are out.

[MonkeyFunk]

46. I don't think Mitt has a dingdong

[Maddy McCall]

47. He has a hole...

doesn't he?

[Moochy]

72. Judging only by how full of crap he is...

I'd have to say, no.

[MonkeyFunk]

76. lol

:thumbsup:

[Prefer]

57. I'm old enough to remember

the days when a ding dong was called a ding-a-ling

[MonkeyFunk]

58. When I was a little bitty boy

My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my Ding a ling a ling

Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing
I want you to play with my ding a ling a ling
Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want you to play with my ding a ling a ling


I was 11 when that came out, and boy we thought it was the greatest song ever.

[yardwork]

61. Chuck Berry!

I know this because, like you, I am slightly older than Obama.

[BlackVelvet04]

77. and I've never run my fingers through a $400 haircut....

have you? Edwards is hot.

[Lilith Velkor]

78. I had the same sentiments about the Kuciniches

Yes, both of them.

[LostinVA]

84. And, his Tarheel drawl drove you crazy

Hmmm... I believe you're straight, so I guess that means you can't support HRC...

hehehehehe

[Seen the light]

4. One of my professors is voting for Clinton for the same reason

Silly, but whatever.

[Hoof Hearted]

41. *tap tap* . . . . . * IS THIS THING ON?*

First of all, a joke just gave you the mother of all buzz-cuts.

Second? HA!

[Blue-Jay]

5. You're two more elections away from referring to the candidate as

"That nice young man".

[MonkeyFunk]

10. lol

gawd, I'm old.

[DJ13]

6. He's 3 years younger than me

And Im thrilled someone from our generation has the possibility of unseating the old people who have ruined this country.

[LostinVA]

86. Oh Gawd

[Hoof Hearted]

7. You poor monkey. You thought they would GET THE JOKE.

silly monkey.

[MonkeyFunk]

14. I should've known better,

huh?

[Hoof Hearted]

19. It was an admirable attempt at levity. Too much defcon IV around here.

One week. We can make it. One week.

[Occam Bandage]

21. It looks to me like only one person didn't. Wait, no, a few more.

[Maddy McCall]

33. Some of us did.

The ones who didn't make this thread recommendable.

:D

[MonkeyFunk]

40. God

this turned out 100x better than expected.

[Maddy McCall]

44. ...

You should delete your "It's a joke" comment (number 12). It gives a clue to the clueless. I don't want the clueless to have a clue. This thread is too rich.

:D

[MonkeyFunk]

50. won't matter

people read the title, and immediately start composing their rant.

[movonne]

8. As you get older and older you will find that everyone is younger

than you....even presidents

[eridani]

22. And pilots. Yikes!

And flight attendants and nurses and doctors and dentists.

[yardwork]

62. There's always the alternative.

[LostinVA]

85. I remember the first time I realized my doctor was younger than me

:cry:

[EstimatedProphet]

91. Sometimes even dead presidents

[rucky]

9. I hit that wall when I realized I was older than Emmitt Smith. n/t

[KittyWampus]

11. you know you're getting older when your older than your doctor.

:)

[MonkeyFunk]

18. oh THAT one sucks!

Been there already. It's "why is this kid dressed up as a doctor?"

[Hoof Hearted]

24. I'm older than my doctor AND applying to medical school. Try that one.

!

[ClassWarrior]

13. Wow, he sure looks older than 3.

Sorry, couldn't resist...

:rofl:

NGU.

[JohnnyLib2]

Grab the chance while you can, Monkeyfunk.

Time marches on......:evilgrin:

[BeyondGeography]

17. He was born in the 60's!

We haven't even had a President born in the 50's yet. :smoke:

[Tweed]

20. No seriously, this has to be a joke

JFK was 4 years younger, Theodore Roosevelt was 3 years younger, BILL CLINTON was one year younger, FDR and Lincoln were four years older

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidents_by_age_at_ascension_to_office

[cboy4]

26. "this has to be a joke"

DUH :eyes:

[MonkeyFunk]

27. LOL

A well timed "duh" always cracks me up.

[Tweed]

29. Given your posts and illogical arguments coming from you and other Hillary supporters

It's sad that most people can't assume this when they see you guys post.

[Maddy McCall]

34. Evidently, you rarely read his comments.

Because he's not one to post the crap you accuse him of.

[MonkeyFunk]

39. Blow it out your ear

You can honestly look at this board and accuse ME of illogical arguments?

That just tells me you have no idea what "illogical" means.

[Occam Bandage]

51. His posts? You're obviously unfamiliar.

[yardwork]

63. LOL!

This thread is becoming one of my favorites of the day.

[MonkeyFunk]

69. it's absolutely become mine

very unexpectedly, I might add.

[yardwork]

70. It's a gift that keeps on giving.

[LostinVA]

89. Me too!

[LostinVA]

88. Whatthefuckever

MF doesn't do that in GDP, so all you're apparently doing is reacting to the avatar.

Nice broadbrush attack.

:eyes:

[tammywammy]

23. LOL Monkey

:hi:

[JackORoses]

31. that is a terrible reason

George W is older than you, does that make you feel better about him as a President?

[MonkeyFunk]

36. Did you have a humorectomy as a child?

[yardwork]

64. come on, admit it. You do kinda like w cause he's older than you

right?

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

90. Read his posts -- yes

[Sulawesi]

32. Great stuff!

I am an Obama supporter, maybe because I am still 2 years younger!

[MonkeyFunk]

35. whippersnapper

[Bread and Circus]

45. high five. you made me laugh IRL :)

[PeaceNikki]

49. I need to know what each of the candidates weighs. I can't weigh more than the President.

[MonkeyFunk]

53. Hillary looks to me about 130

Obama about the same.

[PeaceNikki]

54. **fuck**

I guess I can't vote a'tall.

:(

[yardwork]

65. I think the only one who weighs more than me is Huckabee.

Looks like Huckabee's got my vote.

[JI7]

52. you know, i think this is really why a lot of older people aren't supporting him

[RetroLounge]

55. hee hee

you bad monkey...

:spank:

RL

[NMMNG]

56. The real reason I voted for Hillary

We're both women, and I'm a lesbian.

You figure out the rest. :P

[yardwork]

66. I can't go there. I'm a lesbian too, but frankly, I think Obama is hotter.

It might be because Hillary is just too old for me.

[NMMNG]

67. But I heard all Teh Gays were supporting Hillary

:P

[yardwork]

68. I'm supporting Hillary for president but I think that Obama is hotter.

Come to think of it, my partner looks sort of like Obama. If he were female.

[MonkeyFunk]

71. Hillary's beautiful!

And you KNOW she's a tiger in the sack.

[yardwork]

73. Yeah, but I think that Obama might weigh less than me.

[MonkeyFunk]

74. Obama weighs less than my cat

skinny bastard.

[yardwork]

75. Too skinny to be president. I agree.

[ronnykmarshall]

82. She looks like it!

[Withywindle]

59. Happened to my dad the first time with Clinton.

He was just never the same.

Actually, a friend of mine had a little play-meltdown at a party right after Obama was elected to the Senate. "Our Senator CAN'T be younger than me! Senators are OLD MEN!"

:D

[MonkeyFunk]

60. I think Clinton was the first president

younger than my dad. He didn't vote for Dole in '96 because he was "too old".

[Berry Cool]

79. I love the fact that he's only a few months older than me

and people keep talking about how he's "too young" or saying he's the "youth candidate" that all the young whippersnappers are gathering around. And here I was thinking I was "middle-aged" and getting old.

[Adelante]

80. Heh, get used to it

You will soon be seeing years whiz right by and zap! you're older than the shoe shine guy, never mind the president.

[terrya]

81. No kidding.

I'd be a few years older than President Obama. That just ain't right. :-)

[LostinVA]

83. hehehehhehe -- what percentage will think you'll serious?

I'm posting this before I see what teh answer is!

[cobalt1999]

87. LOL.

You and I are about the same age. I admit it's humbling to see someone our age close to attaining the pinnacle of world power.