For fuck's sake, I'm sick of hearing about the fucking Super Tuesday polls!

[Danger Mouse]

Do Hillary supporters even bother to LOOK at the damn polls? Most of them are weeks if not months old, and a HELL OF A LOT HAS CHANGED SINCE THEN.
Let's see some new polls before we start strutting around as if Hillary's victory were a foregone conclusion.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Why, what do the polls say?

:hide:







:yoiks:

[Danger Mouse]

5. That Hillary will ride to victory in a chariot of skulls

wielding Obama's severed head impaled upon a spear.

[Xipe Totec]

9. That's not a poll, that's a pike!

:scared:

[Danger Mouse]

11. Well, really, it's just a poll with a sharpened rock stuck on the end of it.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

24. Best. Post. Ever. n/t

[aquart]

2. Of course she is going to lose. Of course she is.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. Now go bake some cookies.

[Danger Mouse]

4. Huh?

Wtf?
I didn't say she wouldn't win, i'm just sick of people using months-old polls to declare victory for Hillary before the primaries have even taken place.

[Danger Mouse]

3. delete

oops

[zabet]

6. Biden!!

:woohoo:

Wait...what did you say?
:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

7. I hear John Kerry is polling very favorably.

:crazy:

[lonestarnot]

8. Finally, a reasonable anti Senator Clinton post.

:sigh:

[Danger Mouse]

10. What's unreasonable about my post?

People are declaring pre-emptive victory based on old poll numbers, and it pisses me off.

[lonestarnot]

12. I didn't say unreasonable I said reasonable. Guilt much?

[Danger Mouse]

13. Thought it was sarcasm

:P
I've been attracting a fair amount of controversy in the lounge lately (someone said i had posted the most disgusting thing they'd ever seen on du...i consider that an accomplishment)...so i'm quick to look for sarcasm.
my apologies for jumping the gun

[lonestarnot]

15. accepted

:carryon: :patriot: :toast:

[Danger Mouse]

18. this primary business has all of us a bit on edge, wouldn't you say?

just a bit? ;) :pals:

[lonestarnot]

20. I've been posting my ass off at the trolls.

I hate them when the come here or any other time. Creepy night crawlers.

[Danger Mouse]

21. The underside of that bridge must be feeling pretty empty these days...

:P

[lonestarnot]

23. The gang of flying monkeys sure blew in here last night.

[elixir2]

14. Nothin' the f@$*in' wrong with you f@*#in' post, shithead. What the f@#*.

[lonestarnot]

16. a definitive troll alert.

[elixir2]

22. I guess so. Don't you mean a f@*#in' troll alert?

[Kittycat]

17. Buh-Bye

[Danger Mouse]

19. ah ha ha ha! ha ha! ha! ha!

...ha.
funny.