John McCain Bumper Sticker: Less Jobs, More Wars!!!

[VolcanoJen]

Sounds like the kind of candidate we wanna run against in November.

:toast:

[The Magistrate]

1. Indeed, Ma'am

Tonight, Scraborough comes under the 'even a blind chicken pecks up a little corn' exception for that gem....

[VolcanoJen]

3. You are ever so correct, Sir

:hug:

And a toast to the ass-kickin' Mods. Primary season ain't no walk in the park.

[The Magistrate]

9. Thank You, Ma'am

And no, it is not. You were on for the last one, if recollection serves.

"Gentlemen, this officer was at Samar!"

[ursi]

2. good idea

[TwilightGardener]

4. "My friends.......... wait, what was I saying?"

[VolcanoJen]

5. "My friends, I see a future with fewer jobs, and many, many more wars."

"Unwinnable and foolish wars, but, my friends, we will wage them most gloriously. All the while, we shall have no jobs, and must migrate from Michigan and the entire industrial Midwest to lesser, demeaning jobs. But, my friends, we shall prevail."

I was hoping to write a "Shorter McCain" but it's fuckin' impossible.

[Unsane]

6. grammatically incorrect--should read "fewer jobs.."

[VolcanoJen]

7. OK. Maybe next time, you should write the post.

I was trying to keep inside current GOP leadership grammatical frames, if you will. Just trying to do a little marketing.

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[El Supremo]

8. I want one that says: "100 more years" with a graphic of Iraq and a picture of McCain.

Can anybody make it for me?