Rudy Giuliani, After Florida Primary Defeat, Begs Rivals For Some Punishment

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(a little preemptive satire)

Rudy Giuliani, After Florida Primary Defeat, Begs Rivals For Some Punishment

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Elections Analyst
Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge, Florida, January 31, 2008

One-time Republican presidential frontrunner and former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani issued a heartfelt and occasionally tear-filled appeal to leading Republican candidates John McCain and Mitt Romney for “a little bit of freaking attention” following his unimpressive 13% showing in yesterday's Republican primary election in Florida.

Mr. Giuliani, who banked his presidential race on a strong showing in Florida, which is inhabited primarily by aging New Yorkers who fled the once-vibrant city during Mayor Rudy Giuliani's inauspicious incumbency, said his flagging candidacy needs “just a little bitty boost from my sworn enemies to help keep me going.”

“Come on, you losers,” Mr. Giuliani shouted, speaking before a crowd of three deaf alligators and one Fox News cameraman at a post-primary defeat rally in the Okefenokee swamp in Western Florida. “I've been hitting you with everything I've got. You can at least have the common decency to hit back and get my damn name on the airwaves.”

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