Technical question: How do you attach a yarmuka to Giulliani's bald head?

[thereismore]

So it doesn't fall? What's the secret?

[rox63]

1. Glue? Velcro? Nail gun?

:shrug:

[robbedvoter]

I pick nail gun for 100 Alex!

[Atman]

7. I vote nail gun.

Oh, wait...were those choices or just guesses?

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[MethuenProgressive]

2. 9/11

It's Rudy's 42.

[ben_meyers]

3. Bubble gum? n/t

[Ivote]

4. "CRAZY" glue

couldn't resist lol

[thereismore]

13. A good one. nt

[DinahMoeHum]

5. Masking tape inside the yarmulke? - so no one sees it.

:shrug:

[Ravy]

6. Put it on top, mention 9/11, his head swells to fit. nt

[Historic NY]

8. Elmers'

[Xipe Totec]

9. Poly-Grip n/t

[aquart]

10. Maybe acquaint yourself with a Jew and ask politely.

[smokey nj]

11. Thumb tacks, staples, nails. Basically anything that draws blood will do.

[kirby]

12. Use 9/11" double stick tape...

or some larger ones work with friction.

[leveymg]

14. Women's hat pins. Long, pointy ones.

They look sharp with the rest of his pretty outfits.

[Ivote]

15. Duct Tape

all of the above

[DS1]

16. Tell him a building will fall down for each hour he keeps it on

[RaleighNCDUer]

17. I was going to suggest double-sided tape, like the starlets use to

keep their boobies from popping out on the red carpet,




But I do kind of like the nail-gun suggestion.

[cgrindley]

18. Ever so slightly anti-semitic post you got going there

just saying that it's bordering on offensive.

[thereismore]

22. It wasn't meant that way, honest. nt

[cgrindley]

25. Fair enough (nt)

[Der Blaue Engel]

26. How so?

Context: he was shown pandering to the Jewish community yesterday in Florida, wearing a yarmulke. Jon Stewart commented on it himself.

[cgrindley]

27. Two points

a. Jon Stewart is Jewish. He's allowed to make jokes about pandering to the Jewish community.

b. commenting on one group's racial or cultural dress is offensive--unless it's making fun of Mormon underwear which is hysterically funny

[Der Blaue Engel]

29. The comment was not about "racial or cultural dress"

it was about 9iu11iani's pandering and his weird-ass pointy bald Nosferatu head. How the hell does anything stay on it, let alone a thin cap?

If only people being pandered to are allowed to acknowledge the pandering, then I guess we should just leave minorities to fend for themselves.

And you finish up your "concern" by laughing at Mormon underwear. I'll just file that next to "abortion is murder and I'm pro-choice." :eyes:

[cgrindley]

30. But Mormon underwear is inherently very very funny (nt)

[Yanez Houston Jordan]

19. The yarmuka stays on only because Rudy's brain sucks

[thereismore]

23. Ah, the winner! nt

[NV Whino]

20. Super glue

[DavidDvorkin]

21. Actually, yarmulkes stay on bald heads more easily

than on ones wit very thick hair.

They're not attached to anything.

[thereismore]

24. Thanks, now I know. nt

[Joe the Revelator]

28. My dad is a bald jew

and he just puts it on his head like anyone else.

This is a stupid thread.