I think they need porn music to go with the stimulus package

[MiniMe]

I can hear it now. Cue the porn music background, start sultry woman talking. Need a stimulus? Get our stimulus package. Your package will arrive in a plain brown wrapper, nobody else will know what is inside. Mmmmmmmmm, watch your country get screwed. You stimulus package will be available at the beginning of the summer. Can't wait? You can charge it on your credit card right now. Call 1-800-screwus.

[proud patriot]

1. boom chicka wow wow

:)

[Lucinda]

2. :)

[BOSSHOG]

3. I heard that Nancy Pelosi

wasn't entirely impressed with bush's package. She said it needed to be made bigger but she'll settle for what she gets for now.

[rurallib]

4. his package is on the table and his impeachment is off the table