osted Friday, January 18, 2008 7:45 AM
Has the 'Huck and Chuck Show' Jumped the Shark?
Andrew Romano
We get it. Chuck Norris really wants Mike Huckabee to be president.
By "we" I mean "young voters," because I'm assuming that's who Huckabee hopes to win over by keeping "Walker, Texas Ranger" on call 24/7. When the former Arkansas governor delivered his victory speech in Iowa, the cameras zoomed in so far that they cut his wife out of the frame--but Norris was still in the picture, his brilliant chompers gleaming under the klieg lights. Chuck served as Huck's loyal sidekick at every stop in New Hampshire, from a middle school in Henniker to the christening of the "Huckaburger" in Concord. And yesterday he returned to the trail, introducing the candidate at a rally here on the campus of Clemson.
It has to be the young people. To anyone over 40, Chuck Norris is Jean-Claude Van Damme with a beard. A less-bloated Steven Seagal. It takes an ironic, Generation Y sensibility to appreciate why Norris's Reagan-era brand of virile, irate, Commie-killing machismo is funny--particularly when it's amplified to (or past) the point of absurdity. Hence the Web phenomenon known as "Chuck Norris Facts"--"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist"--which are pretty much the only reason Chuck Norris is still famous. "You started this whole thing," he said yesterday. "I love you guys."
The question is: why should we care?
I'll admit it: the first few times I tuned in to the "Huck and Chuck Show"--that's how the campaign has branded their joint appearances--I chuckled. The YouTube ads ("My plan to secure the border? Two words: Chuck. Norris.") were especially savvy. By tapping into the Internet's appetite for all things Chuck, they garnered Huckabee millions of views and priceless minutes of free TV time; the exposure likely helped fuel his rise in the polls. And Norris always provides the agile candidate with good punchlines on the stump. Yesterday, when a cry of "Love you, Chuck!" interrupted Huckabee's yarn about two naive New Yorkers who were having trouble starting a farm down South, he was quick with a quip. "Chuck Norris doesn't plow the field," he said. "He looks at it and the rows get in order." The line earned Huckabee his loudest applause of the afternoon--by far.
Which is, in a nutshell, the problem. Chuck Norris is great at attracting attention--but he's lousy at actually convincing people to vote for Huckabee. There are two reasons for this. First of all, Norris is a symbol, not a celebrity. Young people like to laugh at what he represents, but when it comes to who he is and what he has to say, they're about as interested as they'd be in Seagal or Van Damme. At a gathering of pro-Huckabee bloggers in Des Moines on New Years Day, Norris was swarmed, at first, by appreciative acolytes. But during the Q&A session, he intercepted questions meant for Huckabee, gave rambling, uninformed answers and spent ten minutes of precious face time describing, in excruciating detail, his idea to host a fundraising Web cast from his Texas ranch (complete with "a virtual tour of his 2000 sq. ft workout room"!) to help Huckabee compete on Super Tuesday. (It's now scheduled for Jan. 20.) When Norris asked the bloggers if they could "get behind" the idea, the response was muted--so he repeated the entire pitch again. The guy next to me rolled his eyes. Norris is a hilarious concept. That's the draw. But few people find that persuasive in and of itself--and he isn't exactly Cicero in person. "We really only came out of curiosity," Clemson junior Walt Roberts, 20, told me at yesterday's rally. "I mean, half the people left right away.
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http://www.blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stumper/archive/2008/01/18/has-the-huck-and-chuck-show-jumped-the-shark.aspx
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