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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:38 PM
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The Internet Is For Scorn

The internet is really really great


For scorn


I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait


For scorn


Huh?
There's always some new site,


For scorn!


I browse all day and night


For scorn!


It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light


For scorn!


Obamy!


The internet is for scorn


Obamy!


The internet is for scorn,


What are you doing!?


Why you think the net was born?
Scorn scorn scorn


Obaaam-eeee!!


Oh hello Hill monster


You are ruining my song


Oh me sorry, me no mean to


Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?


Me no talkie


Good

I’m glad we have this new technology


For scorn


Which gives us untold opportunity


For scor—oops, sorry


Right from you own desktop


For ---


You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop


FOR SCORN!!


Obamy!


The internet is for scorn!


Noooo


The internet if for scorn!


Obamy


Me up all night honking me horn to scorn, scorn, scorn!


That’s gross you’re a troll


Ah, sticks and stones Hill monster


NO really, your a troll
Normal people don’t sit at home and type
Scorn on the internet


Ohhhh?


What?!


You have no idea
Ready normal people?


Ready--- ready ----ready


Let me hear it!


The internet is for scorn!


Sorry Hill


The internet is for scorn!


I grill!


All these boys like to make noise
and scorn, scorn, scorn!


The internet is not for scorn!!


SCORN!, SCORN, S---


HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, John, check your poll numbers and trade speech tips online


That’s correct.


And Joe, you buy airline tickets on priceline.com


Sure!


And Christopher, you buy your hair products on Ebay


Yes I do!


And Dennis, you sent me that sweet online birthday card


True!


Oh, but Hillary-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?


. .yeah


EEEWWWWW!


The internet is for scorn!


Gross!


The internet is for scorn!


I hate scorn


Grab your hate and masterbate!


I hate you men!


For scorn, scorn, scorn!
(harmonizing) scorn, scorn, scorn, scorn


I’m leaving!



Scorn, scorn, scorn, scorn
scorn, scorn, scorn, scorn


I hate the internet!


Scorn, scorn, scorn, scorn


The internet is for


The internet is for


The internet is for SCORN!


YEAH!
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:40 PM
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1. You win at life!
:rofl: :yourock:

(Just waiting for the people who don't know Avenue Q to jump all over you with...scorn.)
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:42 PM
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2. Masterbate?
:shrug:

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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 01:52 PM
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3. link for those unfamiliar with Avenue Q
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 12:14 AM
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4. kick for late-night people
and Avenue Q fans who missed this the first time.
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 12:21 AM
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5. This has been up all day and nobody told me about it.
Unbelievable. DUzy next week.

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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 01:03 AM
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6. thank you
:)
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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 01:13 AM
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7. Excellent. n/t
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Recursion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 01:32 AM
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8. Just want to brag that I bought my Avenue Q tickets today
I love that show.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 01:34 AM
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9. Not quite fair, but I loves me some Dems! nt
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Chulanowa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 01:35 AM
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10. You broke my laugher, you wee bastard!
K&R 'cause sometimes you need to laugh
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pingzing58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 01:52 AM
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11. Can't get the tune out of my head now. Thanks a lot! Scorn, scorn, scorn, HAH
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MadBadger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:00 AM
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12. Major points woulve been given to the campaign who said, "Everyone's a little bit racist"
I would have considered supporting them no matter what.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 02:32 AM
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13. My scroll wheel broke.
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