GD-P Creative Writing Class

[Stinky The Clown]

It is November 12, 2008.

Gingrich/Huckabee are celebrating their victory over what everyone saw as a Democratic landslide.

Write the headline the explains why we lost.

[TwilightZone]

1. Sexists and racists elect racist sexists.

[Muttocracy]

5. :) ! n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

2. After saving Los Angeles from deadly Earthquake, GOP Sweep 2008 Election n/t

[maddiejoan]

3. Mysterious Virus Causes USA IQ Drop

[goodgd_yall]

15. I like it. n/t

[rug]

17. It was a good read.

[Muttocracy]

4. Democrats Regret Choosing Media Favorites over Biden's Substance

subheadings
David Brooks says "I told you so!"

;)

[zanne]

6. War with Iran causes Republican landslide. nt

[Muttocracy]

7. this one scares me the most

Bush is happily selling more arms/planes/etc. to the region...

:scared:

[zanne]

9. Me, too. nt

[TwilightZone]

8. That's not a headline. It's an ad for anti-depressants.

[TwilightZone]

10. Republicans thwart alien attack with "communications satellites"; retain White House.

[MH1]

11. McCain wins! - was it the bin Laden video?

[NoPasaran]

12. Nation Welcomes New Insect Overlords

[TwilightZone]

13. I, for one, do *not* welcome our new insect overlords!

Now, where'd that damn Raid go?

[goodgd_yall]

14. "America Votes Same-o Same-o!"

[hisownpetard]

16. Sorry, I can't even go there.

[TwilightZone]

18. How could 59 million people be so dumb?

Oh, wait. That was last time.

[Stinky The Clown]

19. It was still a good headline

And perfectly accurate

They're still out there, too, just as fucking stupid as ever.

[TwilightZone]

20. That certainly seems to be the case.

30-35% still support Bush. One-third of the population. That is unfathomable.

[TwilightZone]

21. Well, hopefully, '06 was the beginning of a trend, too.

We picked up seats all over the place in '06, and Democratic self-identification is reportedly way up, so maybe they're starting to come around. A few of them anyway.