It's the day followng the Iowa Caucus, and Hillary is alone with Bill.

[Writer]

She's dismayed by the caucus returns, frustrated at losing to the more "human" Obama, and she begins to well up. "I have worked so hard," she says. "I have overcome many obstacles..."

"Hillary," Bill says, "This is exactly what you should show the voters in New Hampshire."


Eh? EH? Plausible? Implausible?
:shrug:

[eileen_d]

1. Democratic fanfiction?

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

3. You know, this election deserves a graphic novel, at least.

[Ian David]

2. To which she says,

"Shut-up and hand me my bathrobe."

[madeline_con]

6. Were they both naked, or just Hillary? n/t

[Writer]

7. Wow. Such imaginations!

;)

You're welcome to write your own endings, though.

[Ian David]

13. Happy Endings? n/t

[Bonobo]

4. That was sweet of him! D'ya think he "got some" after that?

[Birthmark]

5. Obvious question for a bonobo.

Well played! :)

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

8. Can you write a conversation between Jackie and Ari Onassis?

I like your speculative style. :-) MKJ

[PVnRT]

9. ...and then they fucked like bunnies

/obligatory

[Tuesday Afternoon]

don't forget

throbbing manhood and pulsating hearts

[SPKrazy]

10. Prolly not at all how it happened

but I bet there were words between the two

and I imagine she threw a fit

I think Hillary is one of the brightest women around, an excellent lawyer, and a master political schemer.

I don't however think she is in the same way that her husband is "likable" and I doubt the truthiness of this whole scenario.

[Auntie Bush]

11. So now we're going around and making up ficticious stories and statements

to comment on? I could make up a few myself but I wouldn't stoop to that level.

[Auntie Bush]

12. Now, now Auntie...loosen up and get with the program!

OHHHHH KAAAAA!