The official......***I DETEST YOUR CANDIDATE***......thread.

[democrank]

Before I use the IGNORE feature for the first time, I thought I`d try this one desperate maneuver. Why don`t we use this one thread to spew all the hateful BS we can dredge up against all other Democratic candidates who aren`t our own, personal, #1 choice? I`ll start:

I heard Mike Gravel bit a kitten`s head off. I`m serious. That`s what someone told me. If he gets elected he`ll use a signing statement and kill all American kittens.

[NashVegas]

1. No, Go Ahead And Use The Ignore

The most obnoxious ones are usually the same people creating the flame fests when there's not a primary, also.

[Hydra]

17. You're right about that

I used to be against ignore, but after I got involved in a serious flamefest with a particular DU'er and their fans(ironically, it was a discussion about not using ignore), I realized the genius of it.

I have 7 ignores currently(And I should really ignore another one, regarding tits on Bulls), and that has cut out 90% of the flamebait. I was pleasantly surprised- no more DU high blood pressure

:evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

2. OK, Howard Dean sent nuclear waste to Nevada

:D

[XemaSab]

20. John Kerry raped a dog while serving in 'Nam!

:o

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. My four candidates can beat up any others you care to bring to

the table, so there. ;)

[Warpy]

4. I detest every single elitist liar on the GOP side

However, I can't work up much rage for any of the Democrats, sorry. I think some of them are dead wrong on important issues. Because of that, I do have a lineup of candidates in order of probability they will get my primary vote.

However, my least favorite candidate has an impressive voting record and will get my vote in the general election.

I'll save my bile for the GOP.

[NoodleBoy]

5. John Edwards is a six-headed snake!!!!

I was rummaging around this old Greek tomb once, and I heard this genial drawl talking about poor people. When I raised my torch to look, it was JOHN FUCKING EDWARDS EATING A MOTHER ON WELFARE!!

Right after I pissed myself, I cut off one of his heads, but then two just grew back in its place. Now that crazy monster has six heads, and I swear to God I think I saw Elizabeth Edwards approaching me from the shadows, but her torso was growing out of a horse where its neck should have been!

God damnit, after I got out of there and ran for seventy straight miles I swore I'd never go to North Carolina again.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

6. Since I don't detest any of the candidates, I'm considering providing links from others

who have serious issues about one or the other of our candidates. There's a plethora from which to choose, for shure. MKJ

[Flabbergasted]

7. Obama is a muslim ready to help Iran with its nuclear arsenal. nt

[Democrats_win]

8. Dennis Kucinich wants to deport all Siamese cats.

[Perry Logan]

9. My opponent lies, cheats, and steps on people's feet.

[mitchtv]

10. Hillary was frothing at the mouth,

head spinning, and vomiting pea soup at last night's debate

[billbuckhead]

11. Obama is the candidate people would most like to smoke crack with

[RoadRage]

12. Well, that one may be true... NT :)

[Yael]

13. LOL!!

:rofl:

[Quixote1818]

14. Hillary is pregenant with Tom DeLay's baby! nt

[NoPasaran]

15. William Jennings Bryan is a fundie nutjob peddling crackpot economics

[2rth2pwr]

16. Edwards made money off the backs of Katrina foreclosure victims. Oh. Wait.

You said make up some BS- sorry.

[Sulawesi]

18. Obama sells drugs to Britney, upset over the loss of her love child with John Edwards, Hillary

abducts child, flees in UFO

[no name no slogan]

19. Thomas Jefferson is a slave-owning, racist big-money corporate elitist

[Sulawesi]

21. Obama coming between Oprah and Stedman? (Oh Wait, that was an actual thread!)