I didn't expect to learn anything new tonight, but I did: Chuck Norris

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has a very, very, VERY large head.

Chris Matthews has twice the number of teeth of normal human beings and 7.5 times the amount of saliva.

Romney walks like he has a silver serving spoon up his ass.

Bill Clinton keeps his mouth open, a lot, and often.

John Edwards had to be reminded at the end of his victory speech that he came in 2nd.

Rudy Giuliani smiles, though his heart is breaking, smiles even though it's aching, although a tear may be ever so near, he just smiles.... What's he, nutz?

Tweety thinks he owns the airwaves and Keith is only allowed to speak in short spurts, while Tweety's drawing breath.

And even though, last night, I decided that I was switching from Obama to Edwards for what I thought were valid and well-thought-out reasons,
tonight when Obama gave his speech, and I felt the same kind of chills I got when I first heard him speak, and when I heard RFK and JFK and MLK,
I thought, "Damn, Obama. I just can't quit you!"

Back to square one!

[msongs]

1. you think its bad now, wait until hi-def TV lets you look into peoples' pores nt

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3. Good thing I'm not tv material!

[tridim]

6. Obama and Edwards look great on HD!

Some of the hi-def Republican mugs could actually frighten children.

[BattyDem]

2. "Romney walks like he has a silver serving spoon up his ass."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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4. At least it's not a ladle.

:hi:

[BattyDem]

7. OUCH!

:rofl:

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5. delete - another annoying dupe

[tridim]

8. Maybe his sacred underoos are chafing?

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9. His underroos are sacred? I thought they were satin.