I'm leaving for caucus in less than two hours...ASK ME ANYTHING.

[youthere]

Ask away. I need something to help burn the time.

[1corona4u]

1. What time is it there??

[youthere]

4. 1426 AD

[1corona4u]

11. WRONG.

It's Biden time!!!!!!

[youthere]

32. It'll be Millertime as soon as caucus is over.

[sk8rrobert2]

43. oh yeah because you know us Iowans are just a bunch of backwoods hillbilly drunks but then again

we got 10 minutes till its 5 o'clock here

[youthere]

48. You live in Cedar County too?!

[sk8rrobert2]

60. No I live in Marshall County

[youthere]

62. What do you do for a living, sk8rrobert2...let me guess, comedian?

[sk8rrobert2]

67. very very close...I'm still in high school but

have a job performing magic in a restaurant here in town.

[youthere]

70. Cool..are you old enough to caucus?

[sk8rrobert2]

73. Yes I am and am just about to walk out the door...good luck to all candidates expecially mine...

[youthere]

75. Good luck to all the candidates...

but MORE luck to mine! ;)

[JohnLocke]

2. Who will you caucus for if Biden isn't viable?

[youthere]

6. Right now I'm uncommitted...I'm leaning fat elvis though.

[PresidentObama]

10. Nice choice :)

[babylonsister]

25. This one?

Thanks for representing! :patriot:

[caligirl]

28. I just ate a ham sandwich, yuck!!!!!

[1corona4u]

34. I know.....I was like...

I didn't know men got camel toes, LOL...

[youthere]

40. Looks like "family Guy's" chin...

[PresidentObama]

3. Who will you support if Biden isn't viable? I hope he is. Just asking.

[youthere]

7. possibly Sanjaya.

[1corona4u]

16. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAH hahahahahha

make sure to put this "mood" in your purse, and take it with you to the caucus!!!! LOL

[Adelante]

5. Oh, please report when you get back

Good luck!

[youthere]

12. Will do.

[Nutmegger]

8. Did you sleep?

I didn't, and I'm not in Iowa!

[youthere]

14. no, I just hung from the ceiling all night.

[chelsea0011]

9. Is $20 enough to change your vote?

[youthere]

17. Okay...I won't vote for New Coke.

[liberalnurse]

13. Take along your neighbors too!

I hope the turn-out is huge! Enjoy and thank you for your participation.:patriot: :woohoo: :patriot:

[youthere]

18. Me too!

[itsrobert]

15. Enjoy the experience

Dress warm. Good luck.

[youthere]

20. Sure thing!

And it is Co-OH-OH-OH-OLD here!

[annie1]

19. Have fun! round up those caucusers for Joe!!!

[youthere]

21. Not too much fun...They get mad when I use the whip.

[annie1]

24. lol.

[Perky]

22. Are you glad to have your evenings free for robocalls?

[youthere]

23. I hate robocalls...robots are reluctant to pay $3.99/min.

[caligirl]

26. do you have gas in the tank and are your tires properly filled with air? I want you to get there.

Go for Edwards if Biden doesn't work out.

[youthere]

29. Well, I had some black beans for supper, so there's gas in the air...Close enough?

[caligirl]

31. take some matches.

[youthere]

33. and burn the place down if Biden isn't viable?

[1corona4u]

35. LOL....

[CK_John]

27. Don't be late, I don't want to here the dog ate my homework type excuse. n/t

[youthere]

30. I won't be late..I had my tubes tied.

[1corona4u]

38. OMG!!!!! STOP!!!!!

I can't see the monitor anymore, and I can't breathe!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[KingofNewOrleans]

36. Will the caucus groups try to tempt supporters to join them

by having adorable kittens on hand?

[youthere]

41. Yes...and Slim Jims.

kittens and slim jims are the secret key to winning democracy.

[jillan]

37. Be strong for Joe.

the vultures are out in full force, so I have heard.

[youthere]

46. I will!

[petersjo02]

39. We (Mr. petersjo02) are on our way too

in about an hour or so. Excited to help start the process that will finally bring our country out of the wilderness.

[youthere]

49. Good luck to you both too!

[kimmerspixelated]

42. You there? You there?

Okay, and what will you be wearing tonight? Do you have your warmest mittens?

[youthere]

45. Yes...I'll be wearing warm mittens, and this:

Except mine has Joe Biden's picture on it.

[Zookeeper]

44. Please help keep Joe in the race!

Let's give people a chance to take a look at him without the media blackout imposed on all of the "second-tier" candidates!

Thanks for being a good citizen on a cold night!

:hi:

Oh yeah, I have to ask you something. What do you like about Joe Biden?

[youthere]

50. I intend to do my best...

I like him for a lot of reasons, but what I like BEST about Joe is that he never stabbed me in the arm with a pencil.

[1corona4u]

52. AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaaaa

OMG......you're on a roll!!
(I fully expect a witty comeback now!!!)

[youthere]

55. It's true. He didn't .

[BigDDem]

47. Hat's off for participating!

May the best woman win!

[youthere]

53. But she isn't running...

[TransitJohn]

51. If you caucus a lot

does it really grow hair on your palms?

[youthere]

54. I hope not! I won't be able to masturbate!

[TransitJohn]

57. Well

you know what they say...let he with a free hand cast the first stone. Have fun tonight.

[kad7777]

56. No question

But a thank you. Stay steadfast for our boy.
America desperately needs him...but you know that already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtGCaqOdIJ4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUC8LeZ1hM4

[youthere]

58. I'll do my damndest.

Proud to do my part for Joe!

[1corona4u]

59. Serious question....

just heard something on CSPAN. Do they make everyone show ID? To make sure they live in IA?

[youthere]

63. yes. you have to show ID when you go in.

[1corona4u]

65. They were just talking about supporters from other places...

going there to "watch" and I was like HUH? Thanks for that!

[youthere]

66. anyone can come watch it. A lot of the campaigns bring in staffers to observe.

and sometimes there are journalists and bloggers there.

[brer cat]

61. Thanks for participating.

I read that turn-out is usually low. Biden is not my first choice, but I would be very happy to vote for him in Nov. if he succeeds.

The caucus is so unlike simply voting, that I would love to read a first-hand account when it's over. Will you do that?

[youthere]

64. sure will..in fact, I think most Iowa duers will...

many of them are precinct captains.

[2rth2pwr]

68. Three men go to stay at a motel, and the man at the desk charges them $30.00 for a room.

They split the cost ten dollars each. Later the manager tells the desk man that he overcharged the men, that the actual cost should have been $25.00. The manager gives the bellboy $5.00 and tells him to give it to the men.

The bellboy, however, decides to cheat the men and pockets $2.00, giving each of the men only one dollar.

Now each man has paid $9.00 to stay in the room and 3 x $9.00 = $27.00. The bellboy has pocketed $2.00. $27.00 + $2.00 = $29.00 - so where is the missing $1.00?

[Nikki Stone1]

69. Actually each man paid $9.33 1/3 (the 33 1/3 * 3 makes up the extra dollar)

Why I am answering this I do not know....

[2rth2pwr]

72. ok smarty pants try this!

The farmer wants to get his goat, wolf and cabbage to the other side of the river. His boat isn't very big and it can only carry him and either his goat, his wolf or his cabbage. Now.....if he leaves the goat alone with the cabbage, the goat will gobble up the cabbage. If he leaves the wolf alone with the goat, the wolf will gobble up the goat. When the farmer is present, the goat and cabbage are safe from being gobbled up by their predators.

How does the farmer manage to get everything safely to the other side of the river?

[youthere]

74. Cabbage sucks-let the goat have it.

[Nikki Stone1]

76. Can the farmer stand in the boat and carry the cabbage?

Or hold the cabbage over the side of the boat? Or tie the cabbage to his head? (Or tie the cabbage to the wolf) That would make the answer easy, of course. I assume there is a trick to this.

[2rth2pwr]

77. I like the "tie the cabbage to the wolf"!

Here is the official answer-
The farmer must first take the goat across the river. He then returns and picks up the wolf. He leaves the wolf off and takes the goat back across the river with him. Then he leaves the goat at the starting point and takes the cabbage over to where the wolf is. He returns and picks up the goat, and then lands where the wolf and the cabbage are!

[youthere]

71. Bush gave it to Halliburton for the rebuilding of Iraq OR...

it could be in my pants.