What is the best way to ward off CIA agents in Volkswagens?

[otherlander]

[Fridays Child]

1. Hire some CIA agents in Pontiacs.

[rwheeler31]

3. Rent a cop in a Hummer to sit outside your house.

[otherlander]

10. Cars with the letter "i" in their names cost too much.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

2. they buy German cars?

I thought they would support US auto manufacturing?

[otherlander]

4. It was part of the deal with the German scientists.

They would help us make the bomb if the CIA would let them off the hook for Nazi war crimes, AND buy German cars.

[stillcool]

5. Call Blackwater...

[otherlander]

7. Any good poet

will tell you that the falsetto is much more effective.

[tammywammy]

6. Why would they be in Volkswagens?

[otherlander]

8. So that they will appear less threatening.

To complete this non-threatening appearance, they often smoke joints full of tea that they bought from Hillary Clinton.

[Lucinda]

9. Magic beans, silly.

[BlueCollar]

11. falsetto voice..n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. Vogon poetry.

Works wonders in emails and on the phone, too.

Take THAT, Agent Mike!