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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:51 AM
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Top Ten Alternative Explanations for the fire in Cheney's Office
Edited on Thu Dec-20-07 09:59 AM by Orrex
10. He really fired those damned Justice Dept. lawyers this time
9. Another meth lab mishap
8. Satanic invocation gone awry
7. Typical Neocon Hazing ritual
6. Joke involving effigy of Ms. Clinton got out of control
5. Hunting accident involving flamethrower
4. Incident while roasting chestnuts over open fire
3. Someone spiked the VP's drink with holy water
2. Destruction of paternity results re: Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy
1. That's what happens when a ventricular defribillator is in overdrive for five years

Prediction: Within the first three reply, someone will post a "You forgot..." response. To this I say, "Get your own thread, dammit!" ;)
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Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:57 AM
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1. THAT is GREAT! take that you Letterman writers! ;)
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:58 AM
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2. Get your own office fire, dammit! n/t
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:59 AM
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3. Meth Lab! nt
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 10:41 AM
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4. Okay, so my prediction was wrong...
Wouldn't be the first time!
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FlyingSquirrel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 10:48 AM
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5. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IS: ................
Edited on Thu Dec-20-07 10:48 AM by FlyingSquirrel
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2503514
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