Breaking: Clinton Reveals Dirt on Obama

[illinoisprogressive]

The lid came off a scandal that may rock the race for the Democratic nomination to its scabby knees. In a press conference called earlier today Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton decided to come clean about the so called "dirt" she has on Senator Barack Obama.

With President Bill Clinton at her side, as a clear show of support for her revelation, she began "Its has come to our attention that the honorable gentleman from Illinois has not been up front with the voting public. I did urge Barack to inform the public of this himself as a chance to salvage some sort of pride, but alas, he declined. And so it is with a heavy heart that I must reveal that Barack Obama is in fact an African American. Thank you that is all.".

With that Senator Clinton left the stage amidst a flurry of activity from the press. Questions like "Can you substantiate these allegations" and "Who was the whistle blower" could be heard amoung the screams of terror. Its still not clear as to what the motive was behind these allegations, what could the Clintons possibly stand to gain?

The Obama spin machine is in full defensive mode stating that they have been sitting on they're hands, waiting to see if Senator Clinton would resort to Nixon tactics before making a revelation of they're own. No clear allegations have emerged from the camp but the press office did say "Dont let the pants fool you."

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i27290

I thought you all could use a chuckle this weekend. i thought it was cute.

[kurth]

1. He's half black?

[Tellurian]

2. PU! You mean Obama isn't running for President of Indonesia?

who knew.. all that Gravitas!

[PresidentObama]

5. Imagine that, A Hillaryis44 poster bringing up Obama and Indonesia.

Hey whose winning in Iowa, anyways?

Not your candidate. Not mine either.

What's that guys name anyways?

:)

[Tellurian]

6. hey, who's posting a LIE about Hillary..

right out of the Karl Rove play book.

Why am I not surprised?

Ho-Hum!



Obama at all time LOW.. 11.21.07 Since announcing candidacy

Rasmussen

11/21/07


Clinton...41%


Obama.....17%


Edwards...14%

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/election_2008__1/daily_presidential_tracking_polling_history

[PresidentObama]

7. How did I lie? That's a national poll. Not in Iowa. I said he's leading in Iowa.

Keep hiding behind those national polls.

They'll comfort you when Obama or someone else besides Hillary wins Iowa.

[Tellurian]

8. WOW, you're good at playing the victim..

You must be an Obama consultant!

[Richard Steele]

3. Well, that's all it for him then! This is HUGH!!!!eleven!!!!!!!!!

"TheSpoof" is getting funnier all the time!

Another few years, they could be as good as The Onion used to be.

[illinoisprogressive]

4. Yeah, but, don't let the pants fool you in regards to Hillary! lol.

[aquart]

9. And I didn't.

Making things up about Clinton is Obama fans' cheap thrill. "Spoof"? Sure, kid.

[MethuenProgressive]

10. "i thought it was cute." - illinoisprogressive. Race based flame bait is "cute"?

Not in the real world.

[cali]

11. wow. boy, does that say something unfortunuate about you.

that you think it's cute and funny to insinuate that Clinton is a racist- and that's precisely what this little "spoof" you posted does- is quite telling as to your mindset and indicates you won't think twice about using atwood/rovian tactics.