Gratuitously divisive post

[Bucky]

Caustic point oversimplifying a controversial issue. Reminder that whatever the major news outlets cover they cover in order to hide the truth about whatever it is I care about. Suggestion that you aren't a real Democrat if you don't agree with me.

[BootinUp]

1. You're a netroot DLC'er left winger fer sure. lol.

[Red Zelda]

2. Humorous comparison of you and a turnip

[Mythsaje]

3. Off-handed commentary about your parentage

and suggestion that you return to your life under a bridge somewhere.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

49. inexplicable off topic reply pushing a tired smear of candidate you are perceived to support

[Rowdyboy]

4. Strong condemnation of your OP using rude and vulgar language.....

Then a snide remark to remind you that I support someone else and that you would too if you weren't such a stupid bigot!

[David Zephyr]

20. LOL!

.

[Rowdyboy]

36. How dare you LOL you SOB.....

Do you remember LSMFT? It was a common phrase back in the 1960's....

[QC]

37. Why do you hate brown people? n/t

[12string]

39. LSMFT

When I was about 9 or 10 I had a friend who's father drank a
bit and one day he says,"Hey boys,what does LSMFT stand
for?".Well,being boys we knew it meant loose straps mean
floppy tits,and that was our reply.I had to laugh when his
father told us,"No boys,you're wrong.LSMFT means,lets
screw my finger's tired."

[zabet]

5. Lame attempt of snark.

emoticon

[Kali]

6. mass PMs to friends with link to thread

we all agree on mental/social/political condition of participants:D

[Debi]

7. Post reminding others of your obivous sexist nature

:eys:

Wondering out loud why you haven't been banned then remembering that all the admins are also male. :mad:

[rzemanfl]

19. Damn, I am glad I am not the only one getting called sexist on

this, the most consumptive food day just before the most consumptive of everything else day.

[Debi]

21. Are you implying that - since I am a woman - that all I did today is cook for the menfolk

and all I'll do tomorrow is shop??? :grr: How rude!

:rofl:

[rzemanfl]

26. Rude and sexist, that's me. n/t

[XemaSab]

8. Response asking why you hate America, the troops, and freedom.

Conclusion sentance suggesting you go get sodomized by a large farm animal.

[JohnnyLib2]

9. Public announcement of ignoring

[Sparkly]

64. Public announcement of alerting

for the rude way you announced your ignoring.

[Warpy]

10. Vicious reply couched in general terms to avoid deletion

betraying complete misunderstanding of the point, such as it is, in the OP.

Another empty threat to leave DU in a huff.

[Andromeda]

11. We all know you aren't a REAL Democrat...

but an inbred troll from Freeperville. You shouldn't even be allowed to vote, fer crying out loud.

[Perry Logan]

12. Emoticons of devastating sarcasm

[bain_sidhe]

13. Thread jacking to address MY pet issue

which would be YOUR pet issue if you weren't so blind and ignorant, not to mention short and oddly dressed.

[Debi]

18. WTF! Anger and revulsion at insult to those who are vertically challenged

with lack of fashion sense. Alert sent to mods that poster must be closet freeper.

[bain_sidhe]

33. Huffy response about "purity police"

with a side dish of snide commentary. Oh, and a garnish of threat-to-ignore

[Debi]

47. Arrogant eyesroll at proof that poster is in fact prejudiced

since post showed no defense otherwise.

Waiting now to read how poster's second cousin on their mother's side is 4'9" and wears stripes and plaids together.

[bain_sidhe]

55. assertion that poster is factually challenged

since said relative is actually a third cousin, on my father's side, and, in point of fact, actually wears polka dots and plaids together. Gratuitious emoticon and eyesroll.

[Debi]

56. snide comment about posters parentage

'father'? we all know that poster has no idea who their father is and we all know what fatherless children are known as.

patting myself on the back and yet knowing that this post will soon be deleted.

[bain_sidhe]

58. I am OUTRAGE! I am HITTING ALERT!!

I am SERIESS!!

[Debi]

59. spelling proves poster is freeper troll

link to on-line dictionary

[bain_sidhe]

63. ACK! Busted!

But, a freeper would never admit it, so I must NOT be a freeper!

::smug smile::

OTOH, I totally ruined the whole "meta" nature of the subject lines, so I MUST be a freeper.

::amused gaze as my cyber-opponent's head spins in confusion::

[Debi]

66. AarrGGhhhh

[hayu_lol]

72. Great pic Debi...

of all three Dennis Kucinich supporters.

[Andrea]

14. Snide remark

Explaining in over-simplified terms why I am smarter than you and you simply don't get it. Suggestion that you check your facts before you post.

[venable]

15. reading into your words an attack on my candidate, which I am too noble to ignore

several animated yellow emoticons.

[tkmorris]

16. Dupe! Of the entire GD: Politics forum

[Perry Logan]

17. Link to latest silly video.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x70486

[Lucinda]

22. Expression of surprise at the fact the OP seems misinformed, with

multiple links to help remedy the situation.

[David Zephyr]

23. THat was the final straw. I must now follow you from thread to thread until you are tomb-stoned.

Who died and made you god anyway? I'm on to you, big time, Bucky.

[Debi]

24. Alert sent to mods

Thread stalking is against DU rules.

(rules cited here)

[rzemanfl]

25. I think that was a joke, but I am such a sexist pig it clouds my

judgment.

[Debi]

29. You forgot rude

:P

[FreepFryer]

27. Response wherein I deny your basic premise while being both as terse and congenial as possible. (nt)

[many a good man]

28. Incomprehensible response followed by

a photograph that you can't be sure if it's supposed to be relevant or not...

[hayu_lol]

71. Hey Torches...

great pic of a Ron Paul supporter.

[TwilightZone]

30. Mindless display of total agreement.

[Sparkly]

65. Insult containing the syllable "bot" somewhere.

Also using the following:
- lockstep
- lemming
- loyalist
- Good German

[UrbScotty]

31. Deleted message

:evilgrin:

[Rowdyboy]

38. Bullshit!...Deleted message....

deleted message

[jody]

32. This post entitles you to make one childish, sarcastic reply that I will not read having already bid

you adieu. :hi: and


Just Kidding! :pals:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

34. Appreciative of both the misguided OP and hilarity which follows. No snappy reply, so can only

:popcorn: MKJ

[Rowdyboy]

35. I am so angry that ANYONE dares respond to you....

I could just crap!

[avrdream]

40. Arrrrrrgh!!!!

DU is driving me CRAZY with all its' divisiness! Somebody stop the madness, pleeeeeeeeeease.

[Perry Logan]

41. Blistering tirade of Swiftian intensity, with every single word spelled wrong.

[denem]

42. (self delete) just for fun

[denem]

43. Cynically smearing the Swiftian with Swift Boats

[Perry Logan]

44. Cheerful assertion that the Democrats are doomed.

[Vickers]

45. K&R

j/k

ok, K anyway.

:P

[AlertLurker]

46. deceptively phrased sexist/racist/elitist comment...

componded by fallacious rebuttal of caustic point. Cleverly phrased, yet off-colour ad hominem comparative argument, followed by deceptively descriptive, yet insincere apology for same.

<non-working link apparently proving fallacious rebuttal>

<cheesy and demeaning image file>

incredibly insincere nd transparent appeal to end divisive behaviour.

<inappropriate smilie image>

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

48. Call for harmony. Can't we all get along?

[mmonk]

50. I guess the ultimate question is, is reality divisive?

[gratuitous]

51. Hey, I'll make my own posts, thank you very much

Golly, the nerve of some people!

[robcon]

52. Reference to evidence-free conspiracy theory

[mmonk]

53. By the way, was there an offending post?

Who did it offend? What was offensiveness based on? Where is it?

[DutchLiberal]

54. Casual reminder that this type of post has been done three times already.

Flame, flame, flame.

[Perry Logan]

57. Big hissy snit

[Perry Logan]

60. 9/11 conspiracy post featuring 2000 photographs of buildings falling down.

[SaveOurDemocracy]

61. Derisive comment on your seeming self-centered

shallowness. Suggestion that you might want to educate yourself on a topic before posting and proving you're an arrogant ill-informed nitwit. A couple smilies to add insult to injury.

[GreenPartyVoter]

62. Incendiary runaway subthread concerning Ralph Nader's viewpoint of the OP's topic

[Debi]

68. Post stating that Nader sunk Gore's White House chances

using no cites or traceable information.

WE all KNOW what happened.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

69. Tedious reminder that Gore lost his home state.

[Debi]

70. Alert sent to mods

poster obviously not a Democrat to denegrate Nobel Prize winning TRUE PRESIDENT Al Gore in such a way.

Next poster will be saying that Kerry didn't fight 'hard enough' for a recount in 2004 :disgusted smilie:

[robcon]

67. Derision about McCarthyite tactics of OP,

while attacking the OP with guilt-by-association.

[slackmaster]

73. Drive-by psychoanalysis

Totally unqualified dianosis of mental disorder based on insufficient data.

[Perry Logan]

74. Grave warning against becoming overconfident...

or feeling cheerful in any way.