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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 05:48 PM
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Why I Would Consider Sex With Joe Biden
Edited on Fri Nov-16-07 06:20 PM by gateley
Hillary was back on her game last night. She’s clearly smart, prepared, tough, well-rehearsed, competent and capable. I liked the tweed jacket and even wondered for a moment where she got it and how much it set her back. Good jacket. Like me, and unlike everyone else in the world, she has actually gotten better looking with age. She’s originally from Chicago, so I wish she would not try to sound Southern when speaking to groups in the South. More specifically, I wish she would not try to sound black southern when speaking to black groups in the South. It’s just awful, but I plan to send a note to her campaign office, so I’m sure it will stop. If she wins the Democratic nomination, I will happily support her.

Barack Obama seems like a great guy. Smart, thoughtful and inspiring (when not debating). I like his wife, Michelle. Good wife. Obama’s 40 Days of Faith Tour is upsetting on many levels, not the least of which is the “ex-gay”, Donnie McClurkin insanity. If he wins the Democratic nomination, I will support him and pray for better debate performances and an end to Faith based tours and Donnie McClurkin.

John Edwards is smart, progressive, right about campaign finance and health care, and unlike Hillary and me, cannot get better looking. Good genes. His wife Elizabeth should be running. She is clearly as smart as her husband but talks like a human, doesn’t do that weird thumb gesture when making a point and I’ve never heard her say “god bless you”, with her head tipped to one side like a dog, when talking to old people and soldiers. I wish Elizabeth Edwards were running for President, but I would support her husband.

As soon as you watch this video clip, I will talk about why I would consider having sex with Joe Biden.


Video and remainder of post at: http://susannorfleet.com/fairylady/?p=93


EDIT -- I AM SO SORRY - I included the wrong link in this post. PLEASE follow this correct link and you'll be able to see the video to which she refers, and read the remainder of her blog post. God I'm a dolt sometimes! :banghead:

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geek tragedy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 05:50 PM
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1. Oh my eyes! That title almost made me blind! n/t
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 05:53 PM
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2. You know, I like Joe, but he ranks below Obama and Edwards for
me on "candidates I'd have sex with". However, he does rank above Richardson, Dodd and Hillary. So that's something.
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 05:54 PM
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4. Forgot to add: It does make me cringe when Hillary does the "black" accent too--
I always hated that.
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CyberPieHole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 01:32 AM
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27. What exactly is the "black" accent?
Could you describe it to me? I don't think I have ever heard her speak in a so-called "black" accent.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:56 PM
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24. I think Joe Biden is a nice looking man, and he's got a great smile.
:D
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 05:53 PM
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3. Very, very funny.
I love the way you write.
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 05:55 PM
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5.  :)
:wow:
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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 05:57 PM
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6. Hmm, sex with Joe Biden. Well...
I hadn't given it much thought yet, altho I must say I had a couple of lovely dreams during the 04 campaign where I was "having dinner" with John Kerry! Sweet...

Damnit, Gately. Now you have me thinking things...
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:02 PM
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7. hahaha - you posted it!!
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:10 PM
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12. How could I not? She did such a great job! I hope people are following the link
so they can see the entire piece, plus watch the video she included.
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:11 PM
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13. gateley - you posted the link to your post on donating to Joe's campaign.
did you know that?
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goodgd_yall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:02 PM
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8. I'm not sure what video clip you want us to watch, but
I watched the one at his site www.joebiden.com and LOVED it. I'm talking about the one "Joe is right." It was very clever and kind of witty, just like Joe.
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:07 PM
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11. If you click on the link, the video is there. Also, the rest of this blog which
is as well written as the first half!

That video is worth watching, too.



I saw this one you enclosed -- VERY well done! Thanks!


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goodgd_yall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 07:32 PM
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22. Somehow I missed seeing the link first time around---but HEY
Gooood blog. I love it that it comes from a sistah. One of those people for whom a good sense of humor is an aphrodisiac! :hi:
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:06 PM
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9. I wouldn't consider sex with him, but he did impress me a great deal in
the debate last night. As of right now, I'd vote for him in a primary.
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:15 PM
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14. With all due love and respect to you, Joe is probably relieved! And no doubt
he'd be as pleased as I am to know you'd vote for him in the primary.

If you follow the link in the post you'll see the video she's referring to (if you haven't already). Watching that video will strengthen your view toward Biden. :hi:
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:16 PM
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15. I did see it; it's great! Thanks! n/t
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:06 PM
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10. Well, I hope you get kissed first!
Or maybe, dinner and a movie, flowers...something!
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Ghost Dog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 03:43 PM
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35. Red wine and electrical outlet.
Unforgettable. :silly:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:17 PM
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16. I think he's hot.
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:30 PM
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17. Gateley! I think you wanted to post this link :)
http://susannorfleet.com/fairylady/?p=93

(just helping out my buddy)
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:42 PM
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20. Thanks - got it -- and appreciate your help! nt
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:30 PM
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18. This title!
:rofl:

I will give it to ya, gately -- you definitely created a "must read" thread. Heh.
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 07:06 PM
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21. No kidding! Funny! I have Susan (the blog author) to thank, though! nt
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Swede Atlanta Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 06:33 PM
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19. Separation required
I prefer to keep my politics and my "sex life" separated, kind of like the original founding fathers' very noble concept of keeping church and state separated.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 08:37 PM
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23. I can't believe you did it!!
:spray:

Bidenites have gone over the edge!
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 09:24 PM
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25. Don't drag the rest of them down with me - I have to take sole responsibility -
although they DO appear to be supportive!

It's such a great blog, and the video is superb - how could I not?

I really enjoy Susan's (blog author) way of writing.

Thanks go out to the person who alerted me to this! :hi:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 09:59 AM
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28. As one of the founding members of the Bidenites their reputation is
bound by your behavior. :bounce:

Who'd a thought Joe Biden could ignite such...er...um....passion in his supporters :rofl:
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 01:28 AM
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26. kicking for the nite crowd...
Give them something to think about!
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 01:53 PM
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29. I wish Biden had better hair.....
I like Susan for not trashing the other candidates. I myself just can't get into that.

Biden and Sex. Hmmmm. He's a good-looking man with a killer smile. Now, about that hair......
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Basileus Basileon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 01:54 PM
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30. This...um...
wow.
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itsrobert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 02:05 PM
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31. And why haven't you considered sex with Hillary Clinton?
Edited on Sat Nov-17-07 02:05 PM by itsrobert
Are you a sexist? ;) note: sarcasm

:sarcasm:
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 02:17 PM
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32. Wonderful clips! Biden is appealing on many levels.
I think intelligence is VERY attractive. Biden's a big picture guy, for sure. I could very enthusiastically support him.

Julie
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 02:52 PM
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33. This fuckhead columnist should be doing yard sales.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 02:57 PM
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34. After those clips, *I* might have sex with Biden
And I'm the straightest man on the planet.
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here_is_to_hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-17-07 03:58 PM
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36. I wouldnt say this
to Him..."God I'm a dolt sometimes!"...His hearing isnt so swell any more and he may mistake those words for "colt" and you would then turn into a pony.
But only sometimes.
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