heck with "fucking" Nader supporters - let's kill their independent asses!

[ulysses]

No, really. They, not the members and supporters of the Bush administration, are the true enemy - at least Republicans follow the rules and vote inside the hallowed two-party system! Besides, Republicans are mean! I don't like protesting against things that big, mean people like.

I'd say we hang the sorry wastes of flesh, but it'd be too good for 'em...

[mhr]

1. "Bring It On" - PM Me For My Address, Be Prepared For A Fight!

eom

[w4rma]

32. Sarcasm alert!

Green dog Democrat -- > (ulysses, not me.)

[david_vincent]

2. LOL

OK, but first we have to dress 'em in Elmo suits.

[Padraig18]

3. And bunny slippers

:P

[ibegurpard]

4. NO!

BARNEY suits! And while we're at it lets get rid of the Teletubbies as well!

[Padraig18]

6. Back off of Tinkie Winkie!

*menacing growl* :P

[MidwestTransplant]

5. Here's my theory on Nader

it may actually be good for Democrats because it will make the nominee look more centrist to middle America while at the same time, nobody who would be a potential Democratic supporter will vote for Nader this time. A voter for Nader will be a person who wasn't going to vote anyway.

Also, look for Nader to endorse the Dem. nominee before the election.

[php1949]

12. Good point!

I never thought of that.

[ozone_man]

22. Actually, I think a lot of anti-war people

will be looking for an alternative to the war candidates. Looking for a candidate who would stand up to special interests, to the media, to corporations looking to ship jobs off shore. Who does that leave? :freak:

[CabalBuster]

25. Kerry is just another shameless hypocrite politician n/t

[MidwestTransplant]

27. Not Bush

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. I say we take Friday night off and go smoke some ganga

It's getting fucking violent in here. If I want a war, I'll enlist and go to IRaq.

[Padraig18]

8. I've got a fresh bottle of Jameson's

Drink, anyone? :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. Kind offer

But it'll only make me barf..I'll stick with my poison :D

[Padraig18]

24. Sure, and wouldn't that would be a waste of good whiskey, now?

;)

[JVS]

35. Nah. I prefer Bushmills

[Rowdyboy]

9. We're with you....

Kicking back, lightly high, and about to switch to the comedy channel

[ulysses]

11. we've already got a war.

The only problem is that it's against natural allies, not the ones who have us by the throat.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. But do you have ganga?

Jeez buddy address the point of my post or don't fucking talk to me at all! :evilgrin:

[ulysses]

19. nah - makes me sick when I drink

and given the choice, I'd rather drink. :D

[mobuto]

10. No, they're worse than Bush supporters

Seriously.

Nader supporters at least know right from wrong.

They have hearts.

And yet they let their votes go to waste. That's a tragedy.

[ulysses]

14. this argument has been floated before.

If I'm such a person of incisive understanding on certain issues (otherwise, why would I know right from wrong where centrists who vote for Bush do not?), why is it that the party even *vaguely* runs the risk of losing my vote?

[HFishbine]

13. Ah shucks, I knew it.

I knew DU had been infiltrated by Freepathizers.

[reddouglasfir]

17. How you gonna do it?

Pleas explain

[BlueJazz]

18. Damn Straight......I'll kick their sorry, no-good

scum-eating, cockroach loving little asses up and down the polling place.

In fact, come voting day, I'm going down to the polling place and tell everybody who goes inside:

"Listen up, you Mother-F*ckers....I catch any of you Pond Scum voting for that shit-face Nader and you better give your soul to God cause your vomit-eating ASS is mine".

[ulysses]

21. ooohhhh, that's good!

I shivered just thinking about it!

[jpgray]

20. Nader is just another shameless hypocrite politician.

I fail to see why he should generate wholehearted support from anyone remotely concerned with voting on principle. The man has profited on Raytheon, Wal-Mart, General Dynamics and Halliburton stock while his supporters protest the companies and his eponymous raiders denounce other politicians for the same investments. Nader's own quotes on General Dynamics are ludicrously at odds with his portfolio. Whee. Don't unionize, you Nader employees! Vroom. Vote for Cobb if you have to, but don't dignify Ralph with a vote.

edit: Started a thread on this here. This is really important that Nader be examined and taken to task for his hypocrisy.

[formernaderite]

23. Are you also encouraging Libertarians to vote repuke instead?

You are making a broad assumption that the Greens feel they have much in common with you. You don't share common voter bases...and as I stated angrily on another thread, if "all" of your base bothered going to the polls, you wouldn't be worried about a third party candidate.

[Pushed To The Left]

41. Libertarians should vote Democrat this election!!

Libertarians are supposed to be for personal freedom when it comes to social issues. Bush will give them the opposite with a right-wing Supreme Court! The best way to keep that from happening: Vote Democrat!!! Democrats, Independents, Greens, Libertarians all need to band together for this election.

[ulysses]

26. it's sarcasm, folks.

Jesus wept - interesting pass we've come to here on good ol' "fringe leftist" DU that people can take this post seriously.

[NV1962]

28. Jesu swept!? You now suggesting G*d is a cleaning lady!?

I mean, seriously! Moran!

[dawn]

29. A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush.

I will fight it, because the rights of women, gays, workers, and the world is on the line.

Nader does not have a chance of winning, but he does have the opportunity to siphon off votes from the Dems once again.

Also, he's a fraud.

[Iverson]

47. *beep* *click* SYSTEM ERROR

GOSUB "A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush."
()
RUN

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

30. Just checking back in

are they dead yet :evilgrin:

[NV1962]

33. Almost there

I passed their names and addresses to the Jehova Witnesses, Tupperware, and Herbal Viagra.

Expect all five of 'em to appear as oversexed, neatly stacked converts at St Peter's gate any minute now.

[ulysses]

43. still twitching.

:)

[John_H]

31. They're indistinguishable.

[JVS]

34. You must be joking!

No way are you really issuing a fatwah on the lives of Nader supporters.

[NV1962]

36. I'm joining a sooper seekrit sect

it's a squad of edwardsian assassins, we're a nasty bunch but at least we bury our victims with their feet pointing towards NC, so when they raise on judgment day they face the promised land...

Edited to add:

I just came back from the first group meeting and man am I pissed; turns out the indoctrination schools are really matrasses... The softies, I'm outtahere.

[Maddy McCall]

39. You are insane!

Love it! :thumbsup:

[youngred]

38. psst

its sarcasm ;-)

[youngred]

37. Damn Straight Borther Uly!

Curse their independent minds! Curse their backbones! Curse their families. They're traitors!

[ulysses]

44. last night was eye-opening

Interesting group of people calling for jihad, no?

[youngred]

48. I wonder if some are real or disruptors or what

the sad thing is I cannot tell the difference anymore

[Piperay]

40. I'll bring the rope

:evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

42. damn.

you didn't tell me Uly, you wanted a 'Twistin in the Wind' kind of
song and dance. ;-)

do past sins count? that something you should of told me. i don't think it's right
that i write my own death song.

[Iverson]

45. Be the life of the party!

When your friends come over, show them your devastating wit and political savvy by misspelling Nader's name. :party: It's good for HOURS OF FUN-FILLED ENTERTAINMENT!!! :D B-) :7

Here's *just a sample* of available options!

Nadir - an extremely popular choice, and WHAT A PUN!!! :evilgrin:
Nadar - you can't get better vowel economy! :9
Nadur - if you're from the midwest, every vowel is a short u anyway! :think:
nader - ooooh! leaving that name in lower case has gotta hurt! :hurts:
Naiyderr - BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! (wipes tears) :+

... and there's even more!

Just dial 1-800-SHALLOW, and you too can be a respected pundit with a flick of the wrist.

disclaimer: This is totally different than Hillary-bashing. Totally. It just is. Leave me alone.

[ulysses]

46. don't forget the fondue!

We'll play Twister later, we'll laugh, we'll cry...

[snoochie]

51. Great post!

Looks like we have some aspiring Ann Coulters among us! :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

49. personally, I would never fuck a Nader supporter

But to each their own. ;-)

[ulysses]

52. Oh, the heartache!

Torn between sweet Zomby love and political conviction! Throw in an amnesiac heiress and you've got the makings for a great Harlequin, Laurin.

[Zomby Woof]

53. as long as she has an ample bosom

;-)

[ulysses]

56. don't they always?

At least ample enough to heave.

[Cuban_Liberal]

50. THE FLOGGINGS WILL CONTINUE!!!!!

:P

[Guaranteed]

55. LOL I LOVE it...

Beautiful!

[mzmolly]

54. *Kill them?* Well perhaps, a draft is probably around the corner with

another 4 years of shrub sooooo, depending on your age and all? Oh, and lets not forget Guantanimo bay. We could fit alot of Independents into that space?!

But them damn Democrats will really learn their lesson then, err uhm won't they? :eyes: