What I learned at DU today: Clinton is a People Mag airhead. Obama is Reagan.

[HuckleB]

Apparently, this type of meaningless attack is now typical of DU. Perhaps it was in the past, as well. Something tells me that it wasn't quite this base and meaningless. And, yeah, I know DU was filled with "Tipgate" baloney posts back in the day, too. But that doesn't justify the spreading of that worthless number now, either.

So, please tell me about the rest of the candidates? What or who is Edwards, Biden, Dodd, Gravel, Kucinich, Richardson?

Let's boil them all down into meaningless cliches! Let's ogre-ize 'em!

:) :(

[geek tragedy]

1. And John Edwards is FDR.

Quite a silly day.

[Katherine Brengle]

2. Edwards:Hair as Biden:Articulate as Dodd: Boring as Gravel:Blech as Kucinich:Unelectable as Richards

on:Likes Immigrants too Much

Or something like that.

:sarcasm:

[LittleClarkie]

3. Gee, I thought that Obama was JFK

That's what a friend of mine thinks, anyway.

[HuckleB]

6. Hmm.

Maybe he's really a Canadian!?

Wait until the press gets a hold of this!

[angstlessk]

4. you are a quick study...I learned..IF you are a waitress do not attend

to a Clinton table...or if you love Obama ...do not be gay..or McCain aint old..but his mommy is! or gee I learned nothing about Edwards today cept ..if he were in the restaurant with Clinton I should serve him???

[HuckleB]

5. I hear Biden won't hold the elevator door for his own mother.

And Richardson is a machine hog when he goes to the gym.

;)

[BeyondGeography]

7. Enraged Clinton staffer slips "stiffed" waitress Chinese date rape drug

That's the thread I'm waitin' for.

[rinsd]

8. !!

:spray:

[HuckleB]

9. The big question with that story: Was the drug donated by the Chinese?

;)

[tammywammy]

11. Date rape drug or Aqua Dots?

[bain_sidhe]

10. Ah. Good to know. ::wanders off to find the t.v. remote:: n/t

[HuckleB]

12. No, don't do it.

Read a book. Some Ron Rash or David Mitchell. Your brain will thank you, in the morning.

[bain_sidhe]

13. Rest easy, Huckle...it was a joke

about the mind-numbing nature of the constant bashing, meant in the spirit of the OP.

Personally, I'd *rather* read a book than watch t.v. Except for Keith. And Friday night SciFi channel.

And Torchwood.

And Eureka.

But that's it, really. Well... and Battlestar Galactica, when it comes back. But, that's *really* it. Except for Dead Zone, if it ever comes back on...

er...

[HuckleB]

14. Dead Zone is awesome.

I wasn't being completely serious myself.

Don't get me wrong. If it was solely my decision, we would have cable TV. But my lovely wife has veto power, so a book is often much more exciting than what's on the tube.

Cheers!

[Baby Snooks]

15. I thought Thompson was Reagan...

Maybe Obama is Reagan before the Democratic Party left him?