Top Ten Reasons Alberto Gonzales Resigned

[underpants]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20070827.phtml


10. Felt he wasn't incompetent enough for the Bush administration

9. Secretly ordered himself to fire himself

8. Was offered the John Travolta role in the touring production of "Hairspray"

7. Trying his hand at failing miserably in the private sector

6. Didn't want to be around for transition to the Kucinich administration

5. Instead of terrorism, trying to keep Lindsay and Paris off the streets

4. Got a sweet new job at Kinko's

3. Letterman has a guy making a sand sculpture of Biff Henderson

2. Ran out of laws to circumvent

1. Why not go out on top?

[YOY]

1. Number one should have been "I do not recall"

If I was a senator at his hearing I would have recommended testing for senility at his age is almost unheard of...