sexuallyfreerepublic.com

[MannyGoldstein]

I'm thinking of starting a new online community, sexuallyfreerepublic.com. It can be a warm and nurturing gathering place for gay Republicans who hate gay people.

Feedback appreciated.

[JeffR]

1. DUzy

Just sayin'

[jgraz]

10. Usually I don't take random "DUzy!" declarations seriously

but I sense you have some pull with the judges.

[liberalmuse]

2. This is why I LOVE liberal men.

They are fully at ease with their sexuality, whether they be gay or straight. Oh, and one FR is enough!

[AlCzervik]

3. you need names for the forums, how about "The outhouse"

"Talk about your beard here" "How to run for public office and win no matter what you're hiding!"

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

24. You've Been Caught, Now What?

Write your denials, your apologies, your explanations, and your rehab plans here, and other members can critique your words before you have to talk to the press.

[Berry Cool]

4. "The Out House, where every bathroom stall

has a conveniently placed bunghole...so to speak."

[Klukie]

5. Possible forum....

"The Glory Glory Hallelujah Hole"

[MannyGoldstein]

6. "Toilet Talk" Forum?

Pages We Love To Page?

[hootinholler]

12. Pages we love to bend. n/t

[flying rabbit]

30. An organizational forum:

Let's all get on the same page.

[Colobo]

7. "I'm not a girly man" forum- Place to discuss strategies to look like a real "conservative macho"

on TV...

[MannyGoldstein]

8. Blame It On Bill

10 best lines for blaming The Clenis when you get caught.

[Colobo]

9. LOL!

[Colobo]

11. "If Rudy did it, so can I!"

Forum to discuss strategies on how to crossdress without getting roasted by the media.

[Colobo]

13. "Getting dirty, BillO Style!"

Tips on how to harass female employees the "No Spin" way.

[Klukie]

14. "Looking for love in all the wrong places"

10 most dangerous restrooms in America.

[Patsy Stone]

15. The Forums section

Should have a Roman motif.

[MannyGoldstein]

16. A Field Guide To Cop Shoes

Don't let a tap turn into a rap (sheet).

[Gregorian]

17. You're on to something.

I can see a manual coming out. Photos included. Hey, it's not too different from that Canadian protest where the cops were provoking violence. Just in reverse. We all need manuals!

[Klukie]

18. Very good!

[Klukie]

19. Self help forum...

How to repress on the down low.

[Patsy Stone]

20. Article: Finding a Friendly Concierge

10 US hotels with the most discreet staff.

Who knows when you might need a meth delivery in the middle of the night from a male prostitute?

We do.

[Klukie]

21. Strategic defense support groups...

offering 101 ways to avoid relations with the little woman.

[Raster]

26. "I never had sex with that naked male prostitute fondling my genitals."

Thank ya, Jeezus!

[ProudDad]

22. Don't they already have that

and called it "Log Cabin Republicans"...???

http://online.logcabin.org/

[MannyGoldstein]

23. That's For The Weirdos That Choose A Gay Lifestyle But Don't Hate Gays

sexuallyfreerepublic.com is for manly gay Republicans who DO hate gays.

[fujiyama]

27. Ah yeah...

and that too in the confines of the anonymity of the internet to hurl out their own insecurities and hatred...meanwhile PMing each other for random play at rest stops and cheap hotels...oh and public restrooms - don't forget those!

[Mend]

25. The Beard Forum...how to tell your wife, no, not now, not ever....and still

have her campaign for you.

[PBS Poll-435]

28. Maybe this could be their news site...

http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freerepublic.com (NSFW-bad language)

[Canuckistanian]

29. The Gilded Closet

For those well-heeled, powerful self-loathers.