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Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 08:10 PM by NanceGreggs
The story so far ...
Little George launches Shock & Awe :wow: and invades Iraq in an attempt to free the people of both their evil dictator :evilfrown: and their oil.
George then changes into an appropriate costume and declares "Mission Accomplished!" :patriot:
Back on the home front, George & Pals :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: go about shredding the Constitution on the basis that it will protect Americans :hide: from the terrorists - especially the ones he's now creating all over the world.
Things in Iraq are not going as well as predicted :o , and people are getting a tad skeptical :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: about the whole Noble Cause thing. Our troops die :cry:, Iraqis die :cry:, the debt keeps piling up :banghead:, but George & Pals keep reminding everyone that these are all signs of SUCCESS :woohoo:
Katrina hits and the country feels secure knowing that Michael Brown :dunce: is IN CHARGE, a man as capable as all of George's other :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: appointees!
Things are not looking good for George & Pals as the country heads into the mid-term elections.
The Dick reminds everyone what will happen :nuke: if people don't keep the Republicans :silly: :silly: in office, especially now that the insurgency is its in last throes :scared:.
George continues with his working vacations :beer:, secure in the knowledge that Karl B-) has the math, so no need to worry about the Democrats :hippie: :hippie: :hippie: being in a position to park their tree-huggin' asses in seats where they might start pokin' around in what's been going on.
But lo and behold, Karl didn't have the math after all :argh: , and those damned :dem: took the majority, and started their investigations, :kick:
So Rove decides to spend more time with his family :P :P :P, and Gonzo - after answering questions :shrug: in a straightforward :shrug: and honest manner :shrug: - also decides, after much soul-searching :hangover: that he has to resign due to the those terrible things the :dem: have said about him :nopity:
How many MORE Republican martyrs, who still had so much to GIVE their country, are going to be saying goodbye :hi: :hi: :hi: in the weeks and months to come?
How many MORE will be forced to resign as a result of investigations getting a little too close for comfort :blush:, or as a result of engaging in perfectly acceptable sexual proclivities :freak: ?
Will this persecution of fine, upstanding GOPers :blush: never end:banghead:?
Well, let's hope not! I'm sitting back :popcorn:, ready to watch the rest of the show :applause: - which, by the way, will NOT be covered by our ever-vigilant :tv: :daily: :radio:
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