I hope Kerry gets another mistress soon

[Redneck Socialist]

or at least rumors of one. Seems all we have left to argue about is the relative merits of NASCAR. Boring.:boring:

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

1. Ah, don't worry, I'm working on it!

I'm not doing any research or anything, or even listening to any rumors, but I'm cooking up something good right now.

It's going to be a blockbuster. You won't believe it when you see it posted on my site! (Mostly, because it won't be true, so why would you believe it.) But, boy howdy, I've got some good dirt about the Democrats that as we speak, I'm conjuring up in my mind.

I've got my thinkin' cap on!

Best,
Matt

[Ohio Dem]

3. So that's a thinking cap!

I knew there had to be a reason you wore that thing on your head!

[spooky3]

5. LOL--do you use any chemical assistance?

It's hard to be creative without it.

[Redneck Socialist]

7. Well hurry up

We're dying here. You'd be doing us all a great service.

[lancdem]

2. LOL

[DuctapeFatwa]

4. Not ONE of the candidates ever worked as exotic dancers?

That is so hard to believe. Somebody's lying. There have to be photos.

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

6. Exotic dancers....

Now that's an angle I hadn't even considered. That should get my readers interested!

I'll have to contact my friends at that other site to photoshop something for me. I don't have a problem posting doctored photos on my web site. Or blatant lies.

Mega Dittoes,
Matt

[bearfartinthewoods]

8. wash you mouth out

please...the boredom of a miserable failure of a smear campaign is just fine with me <grin>