Snark contest: "Bush to have colonoscopy; Cheney to take temporary control"

[lwcon]

msnbc.com breaking-news headline: "Bush to have colonoscopy; Cheney to take temporary control"

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[DS1]

1. And this is different from Cheney always having his arm up Bush's ass how?

[mikelgb]

2. While World Reads Potter, You Know Who becomes President

[Gman]

3. Cheney: "C'mere, bitch."

[C_U_L8R]

4. How far up do they have to go

before they find Sean Hannity ???

[bdamomma]

6. or karl rove for that matter.

I wonder if this is routine or something else is going on? Here is some information:

I hope they make it very uncomfortable.

http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/colonoscopy/

[Cleita]

5. Lock the liquor cabinets and hide the firearms even the antiques

in cases! Jam the phone lines and cell phone towers and hide any buttons under flower vases. Lock away anything sharp and pointy or that could be written with. The nation should be safe for a few hours.

[TwilightGardener]

7. So they have to remove Cheney's hand first?

[Totally Committed]

8. Now THAT'S funny.......

:rofl:

TC

[DBoon]

9. are they removing the Bill of RIghts from Bush's colon?

nt

[Rosa Luxemburg]

10. Oh by the way George, we invaded Iran yesterday while you were under

[Perry Logan]

11. That colon has some tales to tell.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

12. Fabulous!

:rofl:

[lyonn]

13. Per Dr.: My gawd, he truly is an ugly A-hole.

Cheney is taking over while george is unable to make decisions? That can't be good. Can anyone give us a clue as to when this miracle will happen?

[stellanoir]

14. Aaand this would be different. . .

from the national six and 1/2 year old cranial rectal inversion we've been living under. . .How. . .?

[riqster]

15. Update: Cheney misses with Colonoscope, turns around and shoves it up Karl's Kazoo

instead of Boy George's. Hey, he hunts that way, too....

[DianaForRussFeingold]

16. I wonder if they're need to perform a Lobotomy ?

:eyes: :nuke: :scared: :hide:

[road2000]

26. Um, that's a lobuttomy. n/t

[Ian David]

17. What they will find in George W. Bush's colon

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6741113&mesg_id=6741113

[Catchawave]

18. Still looking for those WMD's ?

Or Bush's head?

[enid602]

19. code red

Calling Dr. Gannon! Dr. Jeff Gannon! You've got a 'code red' in the Oval office.

[riqster]

20. We have a WINNNAH!

Can't imagine anyone outsnarking that one.

[lwcon]

25. LOL...

... but I believe that's a Code Brown.


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[enid602]

29. 'lil boots

Yep; little boots finally meet stirrups, though not on a horse.

[Auntie Bush]

21. What's Cheney taking control of? Bushes bowels & urinary functions?

[DFW]

22. Cheney to take TEMPORARY control?

He has had control since December 12, 2000.

When was he planning on relinquishing control
in order to make it temporary?

[AtomicKitten]

23. the headline writes itself

:)

[L. Coyote]

24. And the whole world prays he survives the routine procedure.

There is only one person worse than Bush for America, and that would be Cheney. Never before have so many prayed for so hated a leader. It is a global record. Even atheists have been spotted on one knee.

[lwcon]

27. Update

The revised front page is actually better if you ignore the fine print...




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[eppur_se_muova]

28. former Prez sez: "I was tired of the whole gig anyway." nt

[lwcon]

31. That's just what we should expect...

... from Sgt. Awolski.

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[AZBlue]

30. I feel sorry for the doctors. That's a whole lot of BS to wade through.

[Like It Is]

32. I'm sure:

They will find him to be a perfect asshole!