George W. News Brief (Satire)

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George W. News Brief
http://www.washingtonfreepress.org/66/georgeWNewsBrief.htm

The Washington Free Press
Seattle WA


The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom, because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance: a condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects pricks, and gives them a sense of security while screwing others. Furthermore, it was reported today that at a White House staff meeting last week, there was a heated discussion about the health of Vice President Cheney and his angina problem. President Bush interrupted and stated emphatically that men do not have anginas. The president was especially perplexed when a staffer said that Cheney has acute angina.

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