Why the !@#$ does Dick Cheney always have to tilt his head?

[sandrakae]

There is something wrong with this man, besides what we all already know.

[sellitman]

1. I personally just adore his sneer.

:sarcasm:

[tularetom]

2. So his crooked mouth will appear straight?

[Wilms]

3. Because the hanging didn't take.

:shrug:

[BattyDem]

4. I don't know, but he's been doing it for years!

He does it when wearing the helmet, too. :evilgrin:

[eleny]

5. He can't help it when the hot marble rolls around in there

[RufusTFirefly]

6. I normally scoff at the whole notion of evil...

.. which I think is superstitious, primitive, and unreasonable.

Then I see Cheney, and I'm not so sure.

[Fridays Child]

7. Maybe Cheney had a stroke, and the information has just been...

...kept from the public--like everything else concerning the man. Has anyone noticed any other anomalies, which might be consistent with injuries resulting from a stroke?

[rhiannon55]

9. What about that permanent sneer on his face?

That can't be natural.

[Fridays Child]

14. Yes, I think that a crooked mouth could be a stroke injury. Any experts here at DU?

They keep Cheney so well hidden that it's hard to recall any video clips that might show him walking or using his hands. I'll look on You Tube, though.

[jeff30997]

10. "anyone noticed any other anomalies"

Does small testicles count as an anomaly ?

[JTFrog]

22. Gah, don't make me

pull out the Wonkette Big Dick Cheney pics!

I just have to go with the colostomy bag theory. "shiver"

http://wonkette.com/politics/white-house/big-dick-cheney-oh-yes-very-big-025650.php

[murielm99]

21. It could be.

Or, it could be a side-effect of some medication he takes.

Has anyone seen any pictures of him when he was younger? Has he always done this, or did it start after some years of medical problems and medication?

Bush smirks. Is that a residue of his years of drugging and drinking?

Maybe these things are habits, or tics.

[stevedeshazer]

8. He's crooked

It's really that simple.

Think of the phrase, "look you straight in the eye". He can't.

[Cobalt-60]

11. All that dense bone pulls his noggin down

[zulchzulu]

12. It's the weight and gravity pull from the Devil as he slowly sends him to Hell

Cheney is going to lose a LOT of weight when they finally widen the entrance to the Gates of Hell to allow his fat, sorry ass to get through...

[MannyGoldstein]

13. Probably Part of His Mental Illness

OCD?

Smartest shrink I know says that he's mentally ill to a point where he'd be institutionalized by many doctors.

[yourout]

15. So he can hear the little Demon sitting on his sholder telling him what to do.

[leeman67]

16. Because it's all a part of his condenscending attitude...

towards EVERYONE. He tilts his head with that sneer of his as if to look down on who ever he's talking to, because you know, he's so friggin' brilliant and wise.

[Jim Sagle]

17. Trying to pour out some of the excess pus.

[Auntie Bush]

18. Because he's CROOKED through and through. n/t

[MiniMe]

19. His head is so swollen he can't hold it up

[LaPera]

20. The ruthless lying greedy killer Cheney thinks it makes him look concerned and sincere

[xfundy]

23. So the snails and maggots don't fall out. n/t

[unhappycamper]

24. The oil in his neck hydraulics need to be adjusted.

But he's used to the starboard list and decided chose to leave it alone.

[Lint Head]

25. Because technically..

when he does that he's not looking at you 'straight in the eye'. When someone lies they cna't look at you 'straight in the eye' :dem:

[GreenPartyVoter]

26. Because he's the Penguin. Meh!