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revree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 05:34 PM
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If Jesus ran as a Democrat, Drudge would find some "scandal"
to tear him to pieces over. Karl Rove is probably behind the Kerry rumors, no doubt. I say we start looking for scandal in Drudge's past, and start demanding our local papers cover the scandals of the Bush/Cheney team. That oughtta keep them busy for a few decades.
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 05:35 PM
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1. John Kerry isn't Jesus.
Good luck on your demands, but don't hold your breath, unless you look good in blue...
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DenverDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 05:36 PM
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2. "Jesus consorts with sinners!!"
I can see the headline now.

"His girlfriend is a whore." That wicked Mary Magdeline.
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Sagan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 05:37 PM
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3. Dude.. Jesus hung out with prostitutes...

Of course he couldn't rise to the morality of the reich wing hypocrites like Drudge.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 05:37 PM
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4. Or his Sandal...n/t
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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 05:43 PM
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5. Dude! Jesus had long hair and didn't have job and was always
doing magic tricks.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 05:53 PM
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Foswia Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 05:58 PM
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7. You are about to be DUed! [nt]
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 06:10 PM
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10. Oh, dear...
We continue to try doing what is right with the poor instead of screwing them over...
We continue to believe that those who have been given much should be willing to give much...
We want to see the hungry fed and the poor clothed...

Ya know, instead of worrying about the splinter in our eye, perhaps you should do something about the plank in your own.
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drb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 06:06 PM
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8. Actually, if Jesus came back tomorrow....
...the Republicans and the Baptists would kill him dead as a doornail within six weeks. You think they'd put up with that "hanging out with hookers" crap? Not on your life!

I refer you to "The Myth of the Grand Inquisitor" in "The Brothers Karamazov"....

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genius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 06:08 PM
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9. There are posters here who would attack Jesus if he ran as a Democrat
I think that we need to clean up our act and support our candidates before we can expect the rest of the world to do likewise.
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MINEMAN Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 06:19 PM
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11. drudge is
not a reporter, he is a puppet. Whatever info he got came from within.
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