Did you know John Kerry's mom bore Satan's child?

[PretzelWarrior]

and that child is John Kerry?

EXTREME SARCASM:

We can say for a certainty that John Kerry is responsible for 9-11 because he didn't vote for a brigade of surface to air missiles around the WTC after the 93 bombing. SHAME ON KERRY!

Kerry is responsible for SARS, Monkeypox, Bird flu, leaded gasoline, solar flares, menopause, and our ridiculously complex tax code.

Dean is not responsible for any of those things. Hear me now and believe me later: DEAN IS NOT RESPONSIBLE

[YouMustBeKiddingMe]

1. ROTFLOLOL!!!

:thumbsup:

[cavebat2000]

2. lol

[NWHarkness]

3. Only because Karl Rove was manipulating every thing behind the scenes

[WilliamPitt]

4. Kerry eats kittens

[VelmaD]

16. Yeah, but does he...

"kill" them first? ;-)

[frustrated_lefty]

5. And we can keep deflecting issues

until the GE where Rove eats Kerry for lunch!

Kerry has weaknesses, deal with them instead of deflecting them.

[PretzelWarrior]

9. so....you're saying your job as Dem is to give Repubs ammo?

I like that. I sure wish the Republicans believed in your brand of electoral politics when Bush was an unknown neophyte "weak Governor" running against Gore. We could have trolled their boards for many precious gems to hurl at them during GE.

Uhhh...I just don't see why we are hashing this out in this way. I mean, some of these charges against Kerry are so preposterous or so much ado about nothing that I had to respond with what I perceived to be the general tone of said attacks.

Be positive and have a postive message. I just can't believe all the digging you guys are doing for the bad boys of the WH.

[incapsulated]

12. lol

Do you really think a professional smear organization like Rove & Co. trolls this forum looking for ideas from amateurs?

Trust me, anything you read here is on a million freeper type sites first.

[PretzelWarrior]

13. I know. but hey, it was worth a try.

people are always trying to shut us up about negative Bush stuff with "oh...they'll use it against us in the following 20 ways: 1)blah blah blah" you know the drill.

but I think we come here to gain some idea of the dems chance to pull it off in November. We need comfort...not abuse from our own.

[incapsulated]

17. Kerry hasn't been nominated yet

He will take the abuse like any other frontrunner.

Shit, Clark was only a threat and he got crucified here early on.

Toughen up. If you want a top down, no questions asked, fall in line type party, you are in the wrong one. Well, for now, anyways.

Not all forums are this rough on candidates. But I guess I prefer it to the cool, detached tone of others. People here are sometimes looney, but they are nothing if not passionate.

[frustrated_lefty]

14. If you have to start with:

"so....you're saying your job as Dem is to give Repubs ammo?" I have to guess you're full of crap. Maybe not, but you offer little substance to confound that issue. Perhaps you can offer more info to convince people?

"Be positive and have a positive message?" Tell that to Kerry and his Torch, ok? You're the people funding ads comparing a dem to Osama Bin Laden.

Cry in your teacups and get over it, ok? Oh, wait, sorry to steal your guy's line.

[KFC]

6. It was the MEDIA's fault

Holy shit. That damn media.

Please tell me what I should think next.

[GainesT1958]

7. Ahh..,ANOTHER violation of Andy Card's Rule #1...

Remember, you're NOT supposed to introduce those new GOP Attack Ad models until AFTER Labor Day, got that!? ;-)

B-)

[Guaranteed]

8. Well, the one thing we know Kerry ISN'T responsible for

is the Iraq war! :bounce:

[lucidmadman]

10. He is, in short,...

...a hotsy totsy Illuminazi. He is the super secret 58th flavor...

[interceptor]

11. Ha!

When I saw this thread title, I was wondering why it hadn't been deleted yet :D

[salinen]

15. John Kerry is not responsible

for any of the problems you listed. But Clinton's penis is.

[Mobius]

20. Mark of the Beast 322 !!!

:evilfrown:

[UnAmericanJoe]

18. My mom will have to relinquish possession of that particular distinction.

nt

[killbotfactory]

19. Okay...

Whatever...

[genius]

21. Yep. This fits in with the other postings I've been seeing.

I was going to complain about the nature of the postings on this board but I like your approach.

[sleipnir]

22. His trial will start soon enough, then we can all laugh, laugh

until the conviction.

[eileen_d]

23. In related news: Dean is pure as the driven snow.

Dean saved a vat full of kittens from going over Niagra Falls by screaming so loud, he actually empowered the kittens to swim against the current. These kittens all have their own blogs now.

Basically, Dean is The People's Candidate, and if you don't support Dean, you're not a person. </bitter, bitter sarcasm>

[Supply Side Jesus]

24. So...is it Kerry that eats Kittens now??

;)