Since Ann Coulter is in the news, why not write a song about her too...
MP3/3:57/4MBThe Ballad Of Ann Coulterby Pat Yollem (c)2007
They call her Rush Limbaugh in a mini-skirt who sure loves to stir up the pot
the big problem with this barren wench is that she's wrong an awful lot
she loves to copy other people's writing and says that it is her own
she sells her little books of hate and lies and she lives all alone
Chorus:
I wonder wonder wonder why could it be Ann Coulter is really a guy
her adam's apple looks like she's in drag on Fire Island
she can namecall and insult like its nobody's bidness
She bobs her head and flicks her hair that's the color of piss
She made the big time when she wrote about that skanky Paula Jones
who said she was boinking Billy Boy while trying to get money to fix her big nose
Ann then went on to write books trashing liberals and the poor and the meek
even though she says she's a Christian that goes to church every week
(Chorus)
Ann thinks that women are too dumb to vote and should just play nice
which is funny when you think of it, because she likes to vote twice
she's so proud and oh so loud, and wants to be a conservative
but from what she tends to say, her teeny brain must be full of shit
(Chorus)
Video coming soon! Stay tuned...
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