Why the f*** is Cheney in Afghanistan anyways?

[Skittles]

unless he is negotiating a pipeline I cannot imagine why his warmongering chickenhawk ass is needed in Afghanistan:grr:

[Xipe Totec]

1. He's drawing their fire over there, so that...

Oh, never mind.

[catgirl]

24. He's trying to look presidential

Notice how much his name is in the news this last week?
Perhaps they're getting ready to deal with a Bush impeachment?

[Ninja Jordan]

25. bwahahhaa

[FrenchieCat]

2. He was there to have someone "attempt" to blow him up.....

to raise his approval ratings a bit...considering that -2 was maybe a bit too low for anyone, even Dick!

[Skittles]

3. HUH

well I think more peoplw would approve of blowing....oh, you know how to complete that thought :o

[aquart]

4. I don't think Dick's ratings will improve.

But the guy who missed him sure won't win any awards.

[tblue]

5. Because there he can shoot someone in the face and no one'd ever know

[cboy4]

6. Too bad they couldn't helicopter his ass to the tribal region and

make him search for the man it's taking the worst.administration.ever six years and counting to find.

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. Catching mortar fire?

Ooops sorry... bad joke, especially for the good men who died there...

On the plus side, perhaps dicky will get a taste of REAL fear

[leftofthedial]

8. pipeline

having them try to assassinate him over there so they won't try it over here

"they," of course, being the US military

[Forkboy]

9. Studying real estate for his new plantation.

[Syrinx]

10. scoring some heroin for the Bush twins

Seriously, I have no idea, but I bet it's not for any constructive purpose.

[Faux pas]

11. Well, you can bet it isn't a goodwill trip. I bet everyone there

was thrilled to see him. :sarcasm:

[Porcupine]

12. Picking up a few tons of pocket money.......

to spend on the '08 election season.

[Eurobabe]

13. Probably engineering a false flag op to blame on Iran

Oh, those mortars that hit the compound had the markings of Iranian military on them. :sarcasm:

[Skittles]

15. you know that evil bastard is up to something

you just f***ing KNOW IT

[Eurobabe]

19. With a face like this? Uh, yeah....

[CrazyOrangeCat]

22. yes.

it's what he does.

[unblock]

14. delivering a speech on friendly fire

[zulchzulu]

16. Lynne nagged the old codger to take a walk after even Viagra didn't work

She's been dealing with his Lilliputian Johnsonette for all these years...

[bluerum]

17. More likely she kicked his ass out after the viagra DID work. eom

[Eurobabe]

20. I thought Lynne wore a

strap-on and gives it to Dick GOOD since he can't give it to her? :rofl:

[Vickers]

18. He didn't get enough sympathy after his "plane problems" the other day

:eyes:

[Ninja Jordan]

21. 'Last throes' huh Dick?

http://www.reuters.com/article/homepageCrisis/idUSSP120423._CH_.2400

[TheCowsCameHome]

23. Hell, he's an old war veteran now.

[liberal hypnotist]

26. To Bring Back Some of That 8 Billion Back to Pirate Land

No custom checks on official visits. Need the money for dirty tricks, etc

[marmar]

27. Overseeing construction of the new Death Star.

He's more machine now than man - Obi Wan Kenobi

[Skittles]

28. OMG you people are killing me

:rofl:

[Jennicut]

29. Dick wanted to know what Military Service is actually all about...

I bet he's sh-ting im his boots now. What a waste of air. Too bad he didn't get hit for real. Am I wrong for saying that? :nuke:

[Skittles]

30. I am pleading the 5th on that, my sweet

pleading the 5th - YES INDEED!

[rhett o rick]

31. He wants to be as far away from Libby as possible. nm

[fuzzyball]

32. To become eligible for combat pay?

[ripple]

33. Iraq wasn't a good option. n/t

[BlueIris]

34. Rawstory was asking about this, too.

He's probably just going around threatening everyone materially connected to the PNAC to make sure they know to comply with The Plan, in case he has to be incommunicado for some reason.

[Larry Allen]

35. He is letting our friends know what is about to come down in Iran.