Its a MIRACLE! Praise the lord! Ted Haggard is now 100% heterosexual!

[Stinky The Clown]

Wow!

This was just reported on cablenewz.

Isn't this just amazing?

A short while ago he was doing the deed (pitching and catching, as I understand it) with another man and now, after some 'special therapy', he's completely hetero.

Wow!

:sarcasm: <--- added just in case the bulge of my tongue in my cheek is not sufficiently obvious.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. will he be lecturing on great evangelical sex now?

cool. I can't wait.

[Eurobabe]

11. Probably he'll tell us how many times a week he does it

and how often his wife climaxes, just like he went digging in Friends of God on HBO. :puke:

[az chela]

2. Lol,I just heard this on the news.Wonder if that same treatment

works on drug addicts??????
He will just sneak around more now so he wont get caught

[Laf.La.Dem.]

3. Money??

Lots and lots and lots of more money if your preach as a hetero sending all those gays to hell:evilgrin:

[DUgosh]

4. Stem Cell Transplant on his DNA maybe?

[MichaelHarris]

5. Why

does the movie, "The Exorcist" come to mind?

[bananarepublican]

6. He should pass on his counsellor's contact details to Cheney's daughter! n/t

[intaglio]

7. Check out the Denver Post article

Warning it has been Farked so it may be difficult to get

http://www.denverpost.com/portlet/article/html/fragments/print_article.jsp?articleId=5164921&siteId=36

/snip ... "Ralph said three weeks of counseling at an undisclosed Arizona treatment center helped Haggard immensely and left Haggard sure of one thing.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

Why Haggard chose to act out in that manner is something Haggard and his advisers are trying to discern, Ralph said.

yeh right


edited to include link

[Ishoutandscream2]

8. Unreal, isn't it?

I mean, how can we even take these jokers seriously? What total, utter fools.

[MrTriumph]

9. Did you catch the last quote. One for a 'best of' list.

Talking about Haggard, H. B. London says, "He is certainly gifted and intelligent and has an intuitive side to him. And he has life experience...."

[MichaelHarris]

10. It alway's amazes me

they can cure gayness but still nothing for the common cold.

[FrenchieCat]

12. It's a F*cking miracle!......literally! n/t

[Sparkly]

13. Slogan for the New Miracle "Cure": "Now you can PRAY your GAY AWAY!!"

After all, it's just a "lifestyle choice" of SIN! :eyes:

[gratefultobelib]

14. OK, I'm a bleeding, bleeding, BLEEDING heart, but I feel sorry for him.

[Kixel]

15. Can they make me a lesbian?

The guys I've been dating suck lately...

[maine_raptor]

17. If they suck.......

then someone's not doing something right. :rofl:

[Kixel]

18. Good point...

I may have to rethink my love life!

[lumberjack_jeff]

16. "Ted Haggard: Crack free since 2007" n/t

[Imagevision]

19. Ted Haggard free from homosexuality, hallaluya! - (until the next partner steps forward)

with intimate details. Ted Haggard, God saved me, he can save you too...
hhahahahahahahahaha....oh shit! this is tooo much!

[izzybeans]

20. Mr. Show already did that comedy sketch. see here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnVUcehZgjU

[Stinky The Clown]

22. That's funny! And spot on.

I hadn't seen that before. Thanks for the link.

[zulchzulu]

21. He should do an infomercial on Fox

Get the DVD..get the ointment...get the diet plan...