Fox turns SOTU into a vote-off freakshow

[NV1962]

I'm not kidding:

SOTU: Text Your Reaction To Fox News

Tonight, for the first time, Fox News Channel is giving viewers the opportunity to text message their reaction during the State of the Union address and post-analysis using mobile devices. Graphics, like the one above, will be displayed on screen during the coverage with information on how to text vote, while showing the responses in real-time. The final results will be presented at 11pm ET during Hannity & Colmes.

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[Redneck Socialist]

1. What, no "sucks sweaty donkey balls" option? n/t

[gratuitous]

8. The displayed graphic is just an example

I'm sure that once the State of the Whatever speech begins, Fox will provide its viewers with the full range of acceptable responses:

A. Excellent
B. Outstanding
C. Ohmigod call the Pope to confer sainthood on Bush right this very second

[sutz12]

2. Nice weighted poll......

Excellent? Average? Poor?

How about distractors for Irrelevent.....Shitty.... Fucking asinine?

[tanyev]

3. Can we vote now? I already know my answer.

[sinkingfeeling]

4. Me too. I want 'miserable failure'.

[NV1962]

5. Of course! Just click on that image!

:silly:

[TreasonousBastard]

6. The only question is...

which side will outfreep the other breaking their thumbs to "vote."

[Justyce]

7. Gee, the suspense is killing me - how will Fox viewers vote...

lol

[zbdent]

9. A fool and his money ...

apparently fills Faux's coffers ...

[fryguy]

10. fox would actually use -

A - outsanding
B - excellent
C - best ever
D - i hate america

[sakabatou]

11. This is SOOOO scientific

and represents the real US... :eyes:

[AX10]

12. Pardon me for saying this but...

the average Fox "News" Channel viewer will be to busy have an orgasm :puke: to call in their "grade" of his speech.