Put on your Freeper Dunce Cap: what is "winning" in Iraq?

[zulchzulu]

We hear talk from the Freeps and Bushie Creeps about "winning" in Iraq. OK...so what would "winning" mean to these people?

[Mark E. Smith]

1. The Freeper wet dream

Free gas for everyone! Except immigrants.

[StClone]

2. Winning is for winners

"Dum'o'rats wouldn't know winning if it bit them in the butt. We've won when Rush says we have."

Anonymous Freepling

[133724]

3. Stealing all the money in the US Treasury.....

[zonmoy]

7. that and stealing all the oil in the middle east and the

rest of the world.

[Jack Rabbit]

4. Other

Converting all Iraqis to the Southern Baptist Church and admitting Iraq to the Union.

[zulchzulu]

5. Now your getting it...

I used "your" instead of "you're" to keep the Freeperese dialect as accurate as possible.

[bananas]

8. Darn it, I voted for "all of the above"

I didn't realize it was a trick question.

[ProSense]

6. Bush and the freepers

say a lot of things.




Abandoning Iraq is spin for stay the course.

[IndianaGreen]

9. Iraqis accept Jesus as their Lord and Saviour and...

Pat Robertson broadcasts from a Christian Fallujah.

[krispos42]

10. When Iraq is an American-dominated puppet regime

With zero oil-export taxes and 99-year leases on the oil fields. Oh, and we get to sell them tons of military hardware that the corrupt government won't be able to maintain or operate effectively.

[ellisonz]

11. This shit is biblical for them.

"Once someone with an American name is the ruler of the country."

[Eugene]

12. Any of the above. They'll believe any definition of victory their leaders give them.

Blind obedience can take a freeper a long way.

[leesa]

13. I think it's when gas is 50 cents a gallon again and prayer is said to Jesus

along with the pledge of allegiance every morning at both work and school all over the United Sates of America.