Is Cheney still alive?

[KalicoKitty]

[jgraz]

1. Was he ever?

I'm still going with the evil android theory. Though it IS hard to account for the fact that they made it so uuugly.

[wizstars]

2. Would someone please shake this guy?? - n/t -

[YOY]

3. Better yet don't

The less time awake, the less time spent doing evil.

[w13rd0]

7. If one were to shake him...

...he might explode. That or eat your brain...

[sarge43]

4. Was Smirky running his mouth when that picture was taken?

If so, can't say I blame him for nodding off. I would have run screaming into the night.

[Trajan]

5. It's hard .. hard work ....

Licking the bootheels of Saudi Oil Masters ....

Give the man a break ! .... He is ALL tongued out ! ...

[w13rd0]

6. It's a new sequel...

...Weekend at Barney's...

And by Barney, I'm referring to the small dog that leads that fleshbag called Bush around.

[Virginia Dare]

8. Just waiting for the defibrillator to shock him back...

into life again.

[Jack Rabbit]

9. He's undead, like always

[trogdor]

14. More machine than man nowadays...

[Cameron27]

10. How much are we paying this fool?

Actually, I'd kick in more to keep him asleep.

[Vinca]

11. Jeez, he looks so natural. nt

[Generic Brad]

12. No. All we have left is Zombie Cheney

The real husk of a human being called Dick Cheney passed away three years ago from his 97th heart attack. A shaman in the employ of Jack Abramhoff resurrected the body of Dick Cheney and filled it with a zombie soul of the undead. The current zombie Cheney has no heart. Interestingly, the same could have been said for the original.

[blitzen]

13. He's just about to enter the "paradoxical undressing" stage