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http://www.slate.com/id/2154150low concept: Dubious and far-fetched ideas.
It's a Wonderful Presidency
An American classic, revisited.
By Frank Cammuso and Hart Seely
Updated Monday, Nov. 20, 2006, at 1:32 PM ET
GEORGE : I'm at the end of my rope! Show me the way! C'mon! Bring it on!
GEORGE: Clarence? Clarence Thomas! What are you doing here?
CLARENCE: You may think of me as a Supreme Court justice, George, but actually, I'm your guardian angel. I jumped into the water because I knew you'd save me. At least, that's what Mr. Scalia said. I'm here to keep you from killing yourself. If it wasn't for you—
GEORGE: If it wasn't for me, everybody would be better off! Laura, Don Rumsfeld, Tony Blair—they'd all be happier. I'm a failure. I wish I was never born!
CLARENCE: But that's abortion! Well. OK, tell you what. You've got your wish. From now on, George W. Bush was never born!
You no longer exist. You never did exist. You have no worries, no paper trail, no approval ratings, nothing. Look, your sweats are dry.
GEORGE: Wow! How'd you do that? Man, this is nuts. I gotta find Condi. She'll know what's going on.
GEORGE: Karl Rove? Turd Blossom, what are you doing here?
ROVE: Who are you? How'd you know my name? What'd you call me?...http://www.slate.com/id/2154150