hey freepers: name one good reason for voting repuke today....please...

[Gato Moteado]

i mean there are countless reasons to vote dem: stronger on national security, better for the environment, better for the economy, stem cell research, healthcare, social security, etc etc etc

but, lurking freeptards, please give us one single reason anyone should vote for a single repuke. you can't you know why? because there are no good reasons.

but if any of you white trash freeptards would like to make an attempt, we'd be interested in seeing why you think anyone should vote for any single repuke, the party of the culture of corruption.

[bowens43]

1. To help bring about the apocolypse....

of course I'm not a freeper but I'm sure this figures into their thinking.

[BOSSHOG]

2. It helps my pride as a "conservative" to vote for those who love god

and my candidate says I can get a real massage from a real massewer if I vote for republicans. And we get to keep sending our brave troops to eye-rack and I get to keep on waving my flag.

I hope this helps you san francisco values gay loving libruls out.

[colonel odis]

3. i vot fer reepublikans cuz ahm smartur than ewe dimmocraps

haw haw haw haw haw. an ahm klevur two

[buddysmellgood]

4. I'm invested in razor wire and headstones.

[Ilsa]

5. I'm voting Rethuglican because I have to buy me and the little mrs.

another yacht. It's more important that I get another tax cut and higher dividends from my Bechtel and Halliburton stocks than it is for you to get health care, even if you are working 50 hours a week and had to drop out of college because it got too expensive and there weren't enough Pell Grants. My new yacht is more important than your kids getting a decent education in a public school, too.

[Gato Moteado]

8. the greedy rich repukes are the only ones that have a reason to vote repuke....

they want to continue to be greedy and rich.

but the average freeptard lives in a trailer and blows his food stamp money on coors light and winstons. what's his excuse for voting repuke?

[mtnsnake]

I tell any repuke acquaintances they'd have to be either stupid or greedy rich

to vote Republican again, and I follow it up by saying I know you're not rich.

[Arugula Latte]

6. Bush's crotch strapped in a flight suit is all they need ... nt

[RedCloud]

7. Because Bush's greatest claim to fame is 9-11!

He stood by and did nothing. Woo-hoo for America.
:sarcasm:

Hey I actually got this idea from a once very conservative baseball forum. Man the folks there are up in arms. And if you talk religion in the football forum, it's like a death wish. This could really spell disaster for repugs.

[judaspriestess]

9. some dingbat told my mom yesterday to vote repuke

because we need to get rid of welfare. Thats like sooooo yesterday:crazy:

[DocSavage]

10. Don't you need to ask this on a board

that one of them can respond on?

[Gato Moteado]

12. why bother?

between the lot of them, they have 6 functioning braincells combined. what could freeptrash possibly have to say that's worth hearing anyway? if they want to respond, then let the cowardly lurking freeptards sign up here and post a response. my guess is they're either too stupid or too cowardly to do that.

[Bozita]

11. How about the Paris Hilton Inheritance Protection Act?

[Blue_Tires]

13. the gop is the only thing keeping

the border from being overrun with mexicans!!

oh wait:rofl:

[truebrit71]

14. If I don't all the gay illegal aliens will clone themselves, raise my taxes...

...steal my social security check and then blow me up...

[Totallybushed]

15. Well, I'm not

a FReeper, but I can tell you their reasons.

They disagree with everything you've said. It's really just that simple. You see white; they see black.

[Gato Moteado]

17. wow, they're dumber than we all thought

republicans are better for the environment? :rofl:
republicans are better for healthcare? :rofl:
republicans are better for the economy? :rofl:
republicans are better for national security....after chimpy vacationed and ignored warnings while 911 was being plotted? even after chimpy sat there on 911 in that classroom waiting for someone to tell him what to do? even after chimpy the puppet signed off on halliburton's war in iraq which is creating new terrorists faster than bin laden ever could? :rofl:

thanks for the good belly laugh....i needed it.

freepers=human garbage
republicans=human garbage

[Totallybushed]

18. I think you misunderstood me.

Their goals are not our goals.

Although, they would probably say they are better at our goals, too.

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[drdtroit]

19. They make me feel good about being the racist, anti-Semitic,

misogynist, homophobic, gay hating pig that I truly am!

:patriot:

[LeftishBrit]

20. 'I feel a lot safer with people with convictions in charge'

Well, the Republicans seem to have quite a few of those. At least, if you mean the sort of convictions you get when you break the law!

[Gato Moteado]

22. good one!

what we need is more republicans with convictions!

string 'em all up.

[Amused Musings]

21. Vote Republican!

Them democrats will gay marriage me and then force us to abort our godless child.

Lets hope that America proves today it only suffered temporary Bush-induced dementia rather than permanent psychosis.

[frogcycle]

23. true story

i got a haircut the other day and the woman who cut it - probably about 50 yrs old - was a chatterbox. She went on about this and that and somehow got around to politics - said something about voting, and I said I already had. She said she hadn't, so I said be sure you do, and vote straight Democratic. She was stunned. Her jaw dropped. She said, all aghast, "I'm voting straight Republican!" Well, I was aghast in turn. I said Why itn the world, considering what is going on, would you do that?

She launched a tirade about keeping us safe from the bogeyman and how John Kerry needs his wife to tell him when to go to the bathroom and if he were president we'd all be dead. I just couldn't stand it. I didn't try to take her on over all tyhat, since it was clear it would be worse than hopeless. I just asked what she was going to do when they decided to enforce their new laws and came knocking on her door in the night and whisked her off to gitmo with no trial, no lawyer, and started torturing her.

I swear she said:

"That would be just fine with me, as long as it makes my grandchildren safe"


So you see, they don't need good reasons. They don't even need reasons. In fact, they are incapable of reason.

[Gato Moteado]

24. i wouldn't let a filthy whore like that......

....get within 10 feet of me with a scissors.