I'm Bush, you're Kerry.

[Guaranteed]

Debate me. Knock me off the mountain.

[Madrone]

1. Pronounce "nuclear"

HaHA! I win! :)

[Guaranteed]

2. Nukular!

Ain't I charmin'?

[Madrone]

5. My DOG could knock Bush off the debate mountain -

and he only knows one word. Woof!

He also has enough sense of decorum to refrain from humping the podium!

[DJcairo2]

3. Where are 3 the new jobs you promised when you cut taxes

I voted against those tax increases.

Why is John Ashcroft, Rummy, and Tenet still running the show. They've disrespected teh constitution, lied to Congress and lied to you, in that order.

Why were we mislead about the war Mr. President?

[Guaranteed]

9. The jobs are coming...we're already seeing an upturn in the economy.

The GDP is up, manufacturing is up, unemployment is going down. Our economy is growing faster than it has in twenty years. Unfortunately, if we raise taxes again, which you, as a Massachusetts tax-and-spend liberal, want to do, you're going to slow this enormous growth we're having.

As far as Ashcroft and Rummy, they've done excellent jobs. We haven't had one terrorist attack in our country since 9/11, thanks to Ashcroft's, and Tom Ridge's, vigilance in securing our great country. As you know, the safety of our people is my number one concern. And Rumfeld executed one of the fastest and most successful military operations ever in toppling the tyrannical leader Saddam Hussein.

We have had some problems with our pre-war intelligence...Tenet has been a slight disappointment. But, I know that he's a good man, and has our country's best interests in mind. I don't think that anyone else could do a better job. He's kept our country safe from the terrorists.

[phunktify]

32. wait a min

you are the first pres since hoover to have net job loss in their first term. You promised this tax cut would add jobs and it hasn't.The actions of your administration has meant the deaths of hundreds of young soldiers becuase you said we were in danger of imminenet attack. Well, you were wrong Mr. President. Dont you owe an apology to teh those mothers and daughters and father and sons of the troops that died for a mistake?

[Guaranteed]

37. The economy was on the downturn well before I took office.

Clinton screwed up the economy, and I fixed it with the tax cut, which IS adding jobs.

Everyone thought that Saddam was a threat to us, including you, Senator Kerry. I'm assuming that that's why you voted for the IWR- you wouldn't authorize the invasion of another country for no reason, would you? If you didn't think Saddam was a threat, why'd you vote for the IWR? Apologize for your OWN actions, Sir- I maintain that I did the right thing. And you were behind me.

[question everything]

4. Don't misunderestimate me

[La_Serpiente]

6. Mr. Bush, what kind of things do you like to "unstick"?

And who is the "unstikker" in your administration?

[Guaranteed]

12. Condi's the unsticker in my administration....

She's a damned fine woman. ;)

[MurikanDemocrat]

7. What is your liquor of choice?

[lcordero]

8. ok, I'll start

I think that we are twins,
since looking at you is like looking in a mirror:evilgrin:

[4morewars]

11. That made me laugh !!!

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss !!!!

[lcordero]

13. thank you, thank you

:evilgrin:

[Straight Shooter]

10. Uh, excuse me a moment. (Thinks, "What would Dean say?")

.

[woofless]

14. Where were you in '72?

[Guaranteed]

18. I was serving my country in the Air National Guard.

Where do you think I was? What are you, some kind of conspiracy theorist? You listen to Michael Moore too much.

[Dagaz]

15. Trade

China and other countries impose tarrifs on our products but we don't on theirs. Is this what you call free trade?

[Guaranteed]

16. Imposing tariffs on those products would only increase the shelf prices

for the American people. People don't want to pay HIGHER prices for their groceries...they want to pay LOWER prices. I don't know what planet you Massachusetts liberals live on, but where I come from we watch where our money is going. Besides, imposing tariffs would only start a trade war, which is the last thing we need while our economy is finally rebounding.

[Dagaz]

27. Follow up

I guess the people will need those low shelf prices because they won't have jobs.

[Guaranteed]

38. That's what the tax cuts were for. nt

[corporatewhore]

29. ACtually kerry voted for permanent trade stauts w/china i dont think he

would have a problem

[WilliamPitt]

17. Don't bogart that joint

:)

[Name removed]

19. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Guaranteed]

20. Did I strike a nerve?

Geez. I thought this post was pretty tame.

Guess you got the idea, though. Kerry doesn't have much to say.

On edit: Does he?

[Tweed]

24. Sorry, I thought I was me

But also Kerry did do that whole Bush f**ked up Iraq

[Birthmark]

21. Good enough.

Mr *, could you please justify your bloody existence? If that's too tough, how about listing your accomplishments?

[Guaranteed]

23. Over the past three years, I've brought the US economy back from

the brink and defended the American people against those who would kill them.

What have YOU done, sir?

[sandnsea]

26. Who believes that?

I talked to a 70 year old lady from Tennessee today. She wanted to know if things were bad in Oregon too. Yep. Her words on Bush, "I just don't think that man is smart." If she gets it, America gets it. She's 100% for Kerry and everybody she knows is for Kerry too.

[Birthmark]

40. Aside from the stock market

In what way has the economy improved? Personal income is flat. Personal debt is at all time highs. The budget deficit is at an all time high; which will kill future growth. Unemployment is up - despite the official rate. Nearly 3 million jobs have been lost. So, in what way has the economy improved?

[mitchum]

22. Bumps or rails?

[sandnsea]

25. You stupid little twerp

Let the inspections process continue, like I kept telling you to do. We'd have discovered Saddam was weaker than we thought, could have sent in peacekeepers to the north and south, squeezed Saddam out of power. You stupid little twerp that caused over 500 American deaths and thousands of Iraqi deaths needlessly.

Election over. Kerry wins. The foundation for the 21st century is set with international respect and renewable energies as its basis.

[Guaranteed]

36. Well, I'm not sure why you authorized me to invade

if you thought that it was a bad idea. That blood is just as much on your hands as it is on mine. I don't know why you're not proud of it, though- you were defending your country. Why feel guilty about that? We did the right thing. The U.S. and the entire world are better off without Saddam. Don't start getting soft now. The American people are counting on you to protect them. It should be your number one priority.

Liberals. Hey, what can you do, though?

Anyway, Saddam was screwing around- he wasn't a trustworthy man. Even a Massachusetts liberal that's as soft on defense such as yourself would have to admit that. He'd played games with the UN before, and we thought that he DID have the WMD. Everyone did- including you. The UN wasn't finding them, so we went in. And we did the right thing.

[Clark Can WIN]

28. Sorry, if I'm Kerry

The first thing I'm going to go do is renovate my house because DAMN............. it needs a lot of work.

ATTENTION: This is not a metaphor, it is a joke. My house really does need a lot of work. You made me Kerry which means I now have a SHITLOAD of money. Thanks :-)

[frustrated_lefty]

30. Look, twins!

[stickdog]

31. I have nuanced objections to all of the things that you wanted that I

voted for. What do you have to say about that?

[NV1962]

33. Count on:

"Thank you" followed by "shouldn't you take that dive now" and finally "attaboy"

:shrug:

[Dolphyn]

34. Kerry: Military is too small

"Hi, I'm John Kerry. I plan to expand the U.S. military within my first 100 days as president. We need 40,000 more troops to meet our responsibilities. Why, George, haven't you sent more of our young men to Iraq to risk their lives for oil?"

:grr:

[Guaranteed]

39. Actually, I hope to be out of Iraq by July.

I have no idea why these liberals want to send in MORE troops.

[fujiyama]

35. According to half the people here..You're Bush...

AND YOUR KerrY!

[BradCKY]

41. Bush's Reply LOL

posted this on GD figured you would wanna see it too :)

http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterkai/kaicurry/gwbush/dishonestdubya.html