Karl Rove's Halloween Horror Show--Democratic Victory Edition

[bklyncowgirl]

NIGHTMARE ON K STREET

Let us creep softly into the office of the Speaker of the House, instead of Denny Hastert's large, warm, reassuring bulk we see....AAAAAGGGGHHHH. Nancy Pelosi getting tips on decorating her office from the cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" while taking a special congratulatory call from the president of the North American Man Boy Love Association.

Surely the Senate stayed in the hands of the Party of Truth Justice and the American way but NO! Here's Harry Reid in the Majority Leader's office and he's cutting a deal with Vegas businessman Vinnie(the Shark)Gandolfo to sell Area 51 to Gandolfo's "Hi Rollin' Resorts" development company (in which Reid is a silent partner). Ted Kennedy drops in with plans for a bill to double the taxes on anyone making over $10,000 a year.

How did this happen? Let's go over to DNC Headquarters where Bill Clinton and Howard Dean toast the success of the 50 State Strategy and the coming humiliation of America. Bill heads off to the backroom with a comely young intern on his arm and Howard throws back his head, morphs before our eyes from Dr. Dean to Osama Bin Laden and screams YEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!