National Enquirer joins in on John Kerry hit squad

[TheWebHead]

The ``Special Enquirer Investigation'' kicks off with an old galpal's claim that the junior senator is so vain, he ``always wanted to make love where he could see himself in the mirror.''

Which we are sure will make good cocktail chatter in Michigan and Virginia this weekend.

The Kerry shocker also reveals that he's an admitted pot smoker who had an eye for Hollywood honeys, namely Morgan Fairchild, Michelle Phillips and Catherine Oxenberg. In fact, Morgan and Michelle were so turned off by him, they both contributed to the other candidates seeking the nomination!

Then, there's ``China Beach'' babe Dana Delaney, whose hot date with Kerry included a screening of his ``war films.''

more..
http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/insideTrack.bg?articleid=358

no doubt American Media got the hint from those Anthrax attacks after the Bush twins were their favorite target pre-9.11

[creativelcro]

1. Hope he goes down in flames...

[Wetzelbill]

2. uh.....what?

[damnyankee2601]

5. Perhaps you would prefer 4 more years of Bush?

Be careful what you wish for.

[zoeyfong]

32. Actually, I'm neutral on 4 more years of Bush vs. 4 years of Kerry.

[lancdem]

34. You have to be kidding

You'd like to see Roe v. Wade overturned, for a start, and even more courts packed with RW justices?

[meegbear]

9. You mean like dean is?

Bitter?

[David Dunham]

15. Dean Is Going Nowhere; It's JK or JE v. Bush

[mitchum]

27. Awww....

[damnyankee2601]

3. Good.

Nothing lends credibility to a smear campaign like having the Enquirer on your side. Now if we could just get the Weekly World News to start publishing Ed Gillespie's press releases. Can you imagine Bill O'Reiley's credibility boost when he starts quoting the WWN?

[PatrickS]

4. Oh brother...

This is just the start. Expect tons of bimbo eruptions!

[ET Awful]

8. The tabloids just ran out of Saddam and Osama are gay lovers stories

:)

[KC21304]

20. Oh no, haven't you seen the latest ? Jacko & Lisa Marie are

getting married again.

[Cuban_Liberal]

25. What a cute kitten!

Just had to say that! :hi:

[ET Awful]

40. Thanks :). He's a pretty cool kitty too. n/t

[KC21304]

12. Old Snooze.

They took the names of some of his known dates, added some " quotes" that matched the conventional wisdom being spread by his detractors and presto ! We have late breaking news. LOL

[lancdem]

33. This is old news

Kerry was either separated or divorced when he dated these women.

[cindyw]

6. I dare anyone here to have all of their ex's come here and vouch for ....

"In fact, Morgan and Michelle were so turned off by him, they both contributed to the other candidates seeking the nomination! "

..them being a great person. Ex's by definition, do not like you. Or they would be spouses, partners and lovers.

[girl gone mad]

13. I still like..

all of my Exes. But, usually, I was the one to blame.

[parasim]

16. uh, pardon me...

I get along with ALL of my ex's. Including my ex-wife. So for me, ex's by definition are simply that... ex's. (shouldn't it be exes?)

[cindyw]

26. yes teacher. exes. Well you are the exception to the rule.

My point is that most people don't get along with exes. There is no reason to expect Kerry to get along with his.

[girl gone mad]

7. After what they did to Clinton, I hope there isn't any truth to this..

" And lest we forget the 22-year-old blonde who was spotted around midnight ``dropping off her resume'' at Kerry's Louisburg Square home while wife Teresa Heinz was in Nantucket. Always a Track favorite. "

[IndianaGreen]

10. It was the tabloids that caught Gary Hart cheating on his wife

and if there is any truth to the rumors that Kerry has been cheating on his current wife, I am sure it will be a tabloid that will publish the story first.

[KC21304]

18. As John will tell you, "Bring it on ".

[IndianaGreen]

24. Gary Hart dared the press to follow him around in 1988

then he got caught with Donna Rice sitting on his lap aboard the Monkey Business.



Bring it on, indeed!

[KC21304]

38. Well there you go then. Kerry must be guilty.

So much for logic.

[jean]

11. the crap is starting to fly - but let's get it out in the open now

so he/they can smack it down. I feel like we need a huge team to handle the coming onslaught - not just the front runners people - but the whole crowd facing all the angles and reacting immediately.

This kind of garbage is boring and predictable and I have a feeling of dread over what the RNC will fling out once they get to full speed.

This applies to whatever guy gets the top spot - not just Kerry.

[schultzee]

Dems stop attacking dems especially on superficial issues.

Why help the filthy greed pig repiglicans? After GW, I will vote for any democrat just to keep fascism out of our country. I supported Dean but it does not get the nomination, it will help him to dog other candidates.

[meegbear]

14. The National Enquirer as reported by the Boston Herald

Considering these papers both strive to be the NYPost of their markets, that says a lot.

[maddezmom]

17. wish they'd invesitgate bush* cocaine habit

and his missing medical records during his AG service.

[K8-EEE]

19. A Big WHO CARES???

I'm sick of these people's sex lives being dragged through the mud. It's nobody's business....it demeans everyone involved and probably disuades the most talented people from running, since they don't want to put their families through it.

Unless it's a criminal or harrassment type thing -- I don't care.

[DancingBear]

21. I hate to do this, but

weren't they the ones who got Limbaugh?

Let's tread lightly on this one for a while, and hope they are just trying to sell papers with their usual flair. :)

[lancdem]

35. Yes, but they're wrong much often than they're right

[HFishbine]

22. Just when I was sure I don't like Kerry

This comes along and I have to reconsider. Damn you National Enquirer!

[lancdem]

36. LOL!

[blm]

39. Haha...I always knew there was hope for you, HF.

.

[HFishbine]

41. Yeah

Well, I liked Gary Hart too, even after Monkey Business.

[mitchum]

23. This weed smoking narcissist doesn't see anything wrong with that

[KC21304]

28. I think I saw a story quite a few years back with almost the same

quotes, only the person they were talking about then was Warren Beatty. lol

[blondeatlast]

31. No, no, no. It was Bennifer.

:evilgrin:

[hedda_foil]

29. Ooops! bimbo alert!

And lest we forget the 22-year-old blonde who was spotted around midnight ``dropping off her resume'' at Kerry's Louisburg Square home while wife Teresa Heinz was in Nantucket. Always a Track favorite.

Hi blm.

[connecticut yankee]

30. More Mudslinging

First of all, isn't the National Enquirer owned by Rupert Murdock?

That should explain it all.

Second, if Kerry was single at the time of these liaisons, it shouldn't matter to anyone.

Expect the worst sort of mudslinging no matter who the candidate is. They'll drudge (pun intended) up fights from the Kindergarten playground if they think it will help their cause.

I'm glad I'm not running for office. God knows what skeletons they'd find in my closet.

[salin]

37. Tacky Tabloids

I put so much stock in this as a news source :eyes: