Kerry vs Bush how the debate might play out (booorring)

[corporatewhore]

Since the mantra is who gives a fuck about the issues and making real change and electability is King a sample debate between Kerry the Electable and George W.Bush based on their records
Moderator: So a hot topic has been iraq i mean one million people in the us did come and pour into the streets to protest it your thoughts
W:well i was right i done liberated them iraqis oil and killed alot of them arabs and poor us soliders and of course i am right even ol long face done give his approval hehe
Kerry:well what can i say i did vote yes on authorizing use of military force against Iraq.
Mod: Moving along.Another issue PATRIOT ACT.Now alot of civil rights groups and liberals and conservatives have united to say no to the PATRIOT ACT
W:oh who needed them civil liberties must i remind you about Evil Evil doers and cave dwelling terrorists which we know that all arabs are thats why i lput that unamerican bill o rights in the shredder
Kerry: I handed him the shredder
Mod:Always a hot topic what do yall think of free trade and the selling out of america
W:who gives a flyin'toot about them unioners and come on is SLAVERY so wrong I believe sweat shops teach an important lessons if you are a lazy unioner your job should rightfully go to a 10 year girl in china who is willing to risk her arm getting cut off sewing tennis shews And can somebody please remind me that it is a corporations RIGHT to steal and rape the land of Indigenous peoples And what could be more right to allow rampant privatisation of muncipal services like water
Kerry :Well I mean i did vote for NAFTA/GATT/WTO permanent trade relations with china (such a bastion of human rights)i tried to add an ammendment that would require human rights and environmental righs on bushs fast track to FTAA but it didnt workout and i voted for it any way without the amendment what does that tell you!!!
Mod: well in mass your home state kerry The Supreme Judicial Court yesterday put Massachusetts on course to become the first state in the nation to allow gays to marry, deciding that a proposed civil unions bill for gay couples would establish "an unconstitutional, inferior, and discriminatory status for same-sex couples."
W:Them homos shouldnt marry
kerry: "I believe the right answer is civil unions. I oppose gay marriage and disagree with the Massachusetts court's decision."
Mod:well ok what are you going to do about rampant croynism and coprporatims
W:encourage it
Kerry:well i am the number one llobbyiest funded senator and i do enjoy those perks
Mod:what were you doing during vietnam
w:uh i dont remember
Kerry: I fought in vietam i cameback and protested against soliders being used as pawns in an injust war the irony never escapes me.Any way georgie boy dont worry i aint gonna say awol i leave to the medias capable hands bwahahahahahahahaha
Mod: closing statements
W: I liberated iraqs oil i am like ol longface only better and god wants you to vote for me
Kerry:well America is headed for the rocks i will slow down a bit but not really change course

[Maddy McCall]

1. Surprised you didn't mention that scandalous Skull and Bones thing

:eyes:

[Bombtrack]

2. So who do you support? Kucinich?

?

[patricia92243]

3. Dems are throwing away their last chance -Dr. Dean. I wish we'd wake up

[JailForBush]

4. Great Post!

The Democrats appear to be on the verge of committing suicide. Millions of Americans would vote for Kerry; what choice do we have?

But I suspect even the dumbest of the dumb will finally realize that the Democrats no longer offer any hope. Since corporations have also infiltrated the Green Party, we're in a very desperate situation. The public is going to have to muster the passion for reform.

Kerry might staunch the bleeding, but we're already in such bad shape, I fear four more years of business as usual could push us over the edge. And the Republicans have set the stage for more wars - and we all know how averse to war Kerry is.

God help us.

[buckeye1]

5. What Debate?

Why would Bush do that? Your fantasy is so cute.

[DemNoir]

6. Your quite right!

Your post is very boring.

[Monte Carlo]

7. Come on, use a little imagination.

If you think Kerry - who is more liberal than Ted Kennedy apparently - is just going to nod in agreement and be all buddy-buddy with Bush in a potential debate, then you need to try a little harder.

[adadem]

8. The reality is

Kerry would squish bush like a cockroach in any debate. bush will never do it unless he's insane...well, on second thought...tune in.

[newyawker99]

9. Locking.....

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