... FOR "REVEALING" HIS PUBLIC PROMISE TO IMPLEMENT EXECUTIVE ORDER #13224
THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. Last week, The New York Times disclosed details of a kinda-secret program that my Administration publicly announced in order to fight the global scourge of journalism. There is no greater threat to America than journalists, and I am committed to continuing to wage my War On Journalism.
Oh, fuck me with a shovelful of horny toads, I mean "Terrorism." Terrorism. This is what happens when I get all crazy mad. And believe me, I'm madder than a hungry cowpoke with a saddle full of biscuits galloping through a barren land without gravy.
Anyway, the disclosure of this top-secret bank data monitoring program by crook-nosed Jew Yorkers is disgraceful! I mean, who in their right mind would have EVER GUESSED that I would actually follow through on Executive Order #13224 from September, 2001. Or that based on my record of accomplishment thus far, that I wasn't just talking out my ass when I announced to the world that day:
"We know that many of these
operate primarily overseas, and they don't have much money in the United States. So we've developed a strategy to deal with that. We're putting banks and financial institutions around the world on notice, we will work with their governments, ask them to freeze or block terrorist's ability to access funds in foreign accounts."
Cont'd at: http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2006/062906.asp
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