BREAKING.......Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

[seriousstan]

[DoYouEverWonder]

1. You're bad

n/t

[Jack from Charlotte]

11. The guvment wants you believe he's dead. Actually he....

was one of the guys who shot that missile into The Pentagon while stealing the plane and putting the passengers into cages in Viet Nam.

You are too quick to accept the guvmenst story.

[Bjornsdotter]

2. What will we tell the children?? n/t

[onehandle]

3. Land Shark. nt

[wicket]

7. Candygram.

;)

[NYCGirl]

4. And what's this stuff I hear about Soviet jewelry?

[MADem]

5. Killer bees!!!!!

[Le Taz Hot]

8. All right,

who's buzzin' off?

[C_U_L8R]

6. James Brown is still alive

thumpa thumpa thumpa thumpa

[martymar64]

9. Gonna Get in the Hot Tub!

Gonna make me Sweat! Heeeeeyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
(James's guest next week: Dr. Joyce Brothers)

[welshTerrier2]

10. actually, he's only mostly dead ...

Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Inigo Montoya: What's that?

Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.